just wanted to know what everyone's party trick is?

mine's pretty funny, if i do say so myself. first i strip nude (make sure everyone is eating their meal first, obviously), then i walk to the corner of the room, bend over into the foetal position, then proceed to spread my buttocks apart. pretty funny, right?

what's your party trick?

I wrap my tits in tinfoil, nail myself to the garden fence and spin round like a catherine wheel.

In seriousness, I am double jointed in a few fingers so freak people out with it. Not as impressive

i sometimes punch pizza boxes and throw half-eaten sandwiches at innocent bystanders