Sometimes I can only look at a thread and shake my head this is the perfect example.
Marc is hilarious - he's such a wind up merchant
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Originally Posted by yawalloper:
“His main problem is that he can't take it back at him.”
“His main problem is that he can't take it back at him.”
Even when he is doing nothing and is started by a wannabe gangster piss head
Originally Posted by Joanne_Davis:
“Marc to Aisleyne: You've been slammed more times than a taxi door
”
“Marc to Aisleyne: You've been slammed more times than a taxi door
”
Haha
That was terrible.
, but so bloody funny
He has some great one liners
I don't understand how anyone could not find him funny ,
when HMs are moaning and arguing and shouting about him , he's grinning away and just looks funny.
Tonight he said to Aishleyne ,
" what are you , 41 "
Originally Posted by MACTOWIN:
“Sometimes I can only look at a thread and shake my head this is the perfect example.”
“Sometimes I can only look at a thread and shake my head this is the perfect example.”
Hope you don't fall off your high horse
Originally Posted by MACTOWIN:
“Sometimes I can only look at a thread and shake my head this is the perfect example.”
“Sometimes I can only look at a thread and shake my head this is the perfect example.”
Only those with a sense of humour should pop in then
I know - http://cancerwontbeatme.com/2015/06/...brother-house/
hilarious.
hilarious.
Originally Posted by connor the judg:
“I know - http://cancerwontbeatme.com/2015/06/...brother-house/
hilarious.”
“I know - http://cancerwontbeatme.com/2015/06/...brother-house/
hilarious.”
If you're going to derail the thread please include the Danny tweets aswell
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“If you're going to derail the thread please include the Danny tweets aswell”
“If you're going to derail the thread please include the Danny tweets aswell”
No. What Marc said was much worse. Anyway, were not talking about Danny, it's Marc.
Originally Posted by TouchyAndalou:
“"Why would i meet your father? You're 40 odd, how old's your father, 80?" LOL”
“"Why would i meet your father? You're 40 odd, how old's your father, 80?" LOL”
God , Ashleiynes threatening to set her dad on Marc !
Ridiculous woman.
He said she had a plastic face , like Lego
Ah he's quality viewing .
Ashleiyne turns the air sour every time.
Originally Posted by connor the judg:
“No. What Marc said was much worse. Anyway, were not talking about Danny, it's Marc.”
“No. What Marc said was much worse. Anyway, were not talking about Danny, it's Marc.”
Danny was as vile. If you're going to be self righteous hold them both to the same standard.
Originally Posted by Conall Cearnach:
“I'd probably have strangled him by now if I were in there but I have to admit watching him on TV is great. It helps that I dislike Danny and Aisleyne.”
“I'd probably have strangled him by now if I were in there but I have to admit watching him on TV is great. It helps that I dislike Danny and Aisleyne.”
This is how I feel.
I'd happily admit that I'd probably hate him in real life and supporting Marc doesn't seem right somehow (I don't vote anyway) but by God he makes me laugh and has livened up a pretty bad BB year.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Danny was as vile. If you're going to be self righteous hold them both to the same standard.”
“Danny was as vile. If you're going to be self righteous hold them both to the same standard.”
look who's talking
Originally Posted by i am god:
“look who's talking”
“look who's talking”
I have completely condemned Marc's tweets. They were horrible. However I don't see why this thread about tonight's episode had to be derailed when there's already a thread on the tweets.
Originally Posted by Monkey Tennis:
“It's like men against boys when it comes to Marc.
He's a one man army of one liners and lightning quick comebacks no matter how many face him. Housemate foe after housemate foe are batted away until they litter the reality tv battlefield, twisted, battered and defeated.”
“It's like men against boys when it comes to Marc.
He's a one man army of one liners and lightning quick comebacks no matter how many face him. Housemate foe after housemate foe are batted away until they litter the reality tv battlefield, twisted, battered and defeated.
”
He has a very sharp tongue and quick wit - flattens them , none of them can compete
....that's why the likes of Danny , Ashleiyne and Chloe get so angry at him, -- they're frustrated as they've no comeback.
Originally Posted by benbeez1:
“cannot stand people who wind people up on purpose
”
“cannot stand people who wind people up on purpose
”
Oh fgs
They're stuck in that house 24/7 , he's passing the time , he's so bored out his mind . he said he wants to leave as the HMs are boring as ****
and he's noone to have a laugh with . the others all have some issue or other
Can't blame him.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“I have completely condemned Marc's tweets. They were horrible. However I don't see why this thread about tonight's episode had to be derailed when there's already a thread on the tweets.”
“I have completely condemned Marc's tweets. They were horrible. However I don't see why this thread about tonight's episode had to be derailed when there's already a thread on the tweets.”
I'm not reading tweets
All the HMs must have some crap or other on them
I'm judging by the show
He's a brilliant HM.
Originally Posted by yawalloper:
“His main problem is that he can't take it back at him.”
“His main problem is that he can't take it back at him.”
Are you kidding?
I am amazed by his self-restraint.
If I were forced to stay in a house with that lot, I think I would have murdered at least half of them by now!
Marc may be a part-time stripper (and scientist, of course!) ... but he's displaying the patience of a saint!
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“I'm not reading tweets
All the HMs must have some crap or other on them
I'm judging by the show
He's a brilliant HM.”
“I'm not reading tweets
All the HMs must have some crap or other on them
I'm judging by the show
He's a brilliant HM.”
I agree about him as a housemate. Tonight was genius.
To be fair to aisleyne she said he did nothing to her on the diary room after
Originally Posted by ItsTotesSoFluff:
“Yeah Danny chloe and ais have all started in marc in tonight's episode and he doesn't rise to it by shouting just winds them up”
“Yeah Danny chloe and ais have all started in marc in tonight's episode and he doesn't rise to it by shouting just winds them up
”
How did Chloe start an argument when she calmly tried to explain to Marc why she found his comments about uneducated people offensive? Marc flew off the handle without letting her even speak. She then got angry after he started shouting at her.
As far as I can see Marc throws a spiteful comment out hidden under in a calm voice with a smug grin. That provokes a reaction amd Marc then carries on with equal comments. ...in fact Ash said he was short and had a small cock. He basically accused her of being a slut, having multiple plastic surgeries and picked on certain features and also talked about her and Danny. She did talk about his teeth and call him a lot of names....equal???
I don't see where he is being picked on
Originally Posted by i am god:
“hope chloes dad sends a couple of yorkshire heavies to sort him late at night”
“hope chloes dad sends a couple of yorkshire heavies to sort him late at night”
You mean puddings
.
Originally Posted by streetlegal:
“Are you kidding?
I am amazed by his self-restraint.
If I were forced to stay in a house with that lot, I think I would have murdered at least half of them by now!
Marc may be a part-time stripper (and scientist, of course!) ... but he's displaying the patience of a saint!”
“Are you kidding?
I am amazed by his self-restraint.
If I were forced to stay in a house with that lot, I think I would have murdered at least half of them by now!
Marc may be a part-time stripper (and scientist, of course!) ... but he's displaying the patience of a saint!
”
How he hasn't shoved Danny out of his face I don't know.
If Marc paced around Danny and went up and shoved his nose against his , Danny would deck him. Danny and Ashleiyne get aggressive , Marc doesn't.
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