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What did the blonde say,
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Oracles_eye
08-07-2015
What did the dark skinned Congolese man say?

What did the Asian shop keeper say,

What did the Polish cleaner say,

What did the white jew say..

Discuss.
erin_p
08-07-2015
Seriously she was having a joke it wasn't "blondist"
Oracles_eye
08-07-2015
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“Seriously she was having a joke it wasn't "blondist"”

I'm blonde I felt offended, if I felt offended then it must be an issue. I might complain to offcom, I'm in tears now, I can't see my phone and my immigrant secretary who is physically disabled and has mental health issues is typing this.
Ba Na Na
08-07-2015
I'm discussing it with the police right now. Racist Sam.


/joke
Oracles_eye
08-07-2015
Originally Posted by Ba Na Na:
“I'm discussing it with the police right now. Racist Sam.


/joke”

Terrible, imagine if a person with green skin had said it.
Ba Na Na
08-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Terrible, imagine if a person with green skin had said it.”

I know. I'm imaging that right now. This is what the person would look like: (just more greeny)
Oracles_eye
08-07-2015
Originally Posted by Ba Na Na:
“I know. I'm imaging that right now. This is what the person would look like: (just more greeny)”

Green person discussing a purple person.
erin_p
08-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“I'm blonde I felt offended, if I felt offended then it must be an issue. I might complain to offcom, I'm in tears now, I can't see my phone and my immigrant secretary who is physically disabled and has mental health issues is typing this.”

lol
Oracles_eye
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“ lol”

Even if I where yellow with a ginger afro I would take offence on behalf of those blonde people.
erin_p
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Even if I where yellow with a ginger afro I would take offence on behalf of those blonde people.”

Oh well
bbcrzy
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“Oh well ”

blonde is a colour from a bottle

real blondes like myself dont give a flying rats arse about blonde jokes.

i consider them to be written about brunettes who bleach their hair
cyro
09-07-2015
She didn't make a joke about white people, it was a joke about blondes. A 'blonde moment' is a common joke one uses when one does something ditzy or absent minded, it's universally not deemed that offensive. And the stereotype isn't associated with all blonde people, more those whose lifestyle are akin to a Barbie doll or Hollywood starlet.
Oracles_eye
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by cyro:
“She didn't make a joke about white people, it was a joke about blondes. A 'blonde moment' is a common joke one uses when one does something ditzy or absent minded, it's universally not deemed that offensive. And the stereotype isn't associated with all blonde people, more those whose lifestyle are akin to a Barbie doll or Hollywood starlet.”

Well I took offense, I'm blonde.

Any race can be blonde.

It's not about race it's about me being blonde and a joke was made generalising me, who has blonde hair, I was offended and offcom will dam well kick that human out.

I'm still in tears.
Luciano_Moralez
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Well I took offense, I'm blonde.

Any race can be blonde.

It's not about race it's about me being blonde and a joke was made generalising me, who has blonde hair, I was offended and offcom will dam well kick that human out.

I'm still in tears.”

Log off
you're drunk
hellsTinkerbell
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Ba Na Na:
“I know. I'm imaging that right now. This is what the person would look like: (just more greeny)”

Right...that is offensive because you are assuming that all green people look like that.
What about the incredible hulk..he's different.
Surely his feelings count for something.
Oracles_eye
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by hellsTinkerbell:
“Right...that is offensive because you are assuming that all green people look like that.
What about the incredible hulk..he's different.
Surely his feelings count for something.”

Hulk no care, Hulk smash.
WhatJoeThinks
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Hulk no care, Hulk smash.”

...
Vicky8675309
09-07-2015
Why do some gingers (and the overly sensitive non-gingers) freak out when jokes are made about gingers? Blondes typically don't freak out about blonde jokes but maybe it is because we have a soul…..LOL
WhatJoeThinks
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Vicky8675309:
“Why do some gingers (and the overly sensitive non-gingers) freak out when jokes are made about gingers? Blondes typically don't freak out about blonde jokes but maybe it is because we have a soul…..LOL”

Ginger people are naturally more prone to 'freaking out' in general. It's an urban fact.
jack_blair
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Luciano_Moralez:
“Log off
you're drunk”

bloozy
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Oracles_eye:
“Hulk no care, Hulk smash.”

You funny person, I loved your posts, gave me a much appreciated chuckle this morning.
Oracles_eye
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by bloozy:
“You funny person, I loved your posts, gave me a much appreciated chuckle this morning. ”

With the venom spouted on here, I do some, there needs to be a bit of fun, usually posting loads but work this year is manic.
Warp
09-07-2015
OP walks into a bar and says ouch.
Oracles_eye
09-07-2015
Originally Posted by Warp:
“OP walks into a bar and says ouch.”

As a mute I feel offended by your post, a full apology must be given forthwith to calm my tears.
hisdogspot
09-07-2015
I thought this was going to be a blonde joke thread

Never mind, I'll give you one any

Blonde's car breaks down so she calls the AA out

AA man looks the car over, shakes his head, sucks air through his teeth and says "shit in the carburetor"

Blonde says " What ? ... in front of all this traffic ?"


ba boom tish
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