Originally Posted by
hisdogspot:
“I thought this was going to be a blonde joke thread 
Never mind, I'll give you one any
Blonde's car breaks down so she calls the AA out
AA man looks the car over, shakes his head, sucks air through his teeth and says "shit in the carburetor"
Blonde says " What ? ... in front of all this traffic ?"
ba boom tish”

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.