The housemates when they might be in the presence of a flying insect.

(Which reminded me of this.)

ISIS about non Muslims

Kardashians about publicity

Kim Jong-un about defectors

The slugs in my garden about the salt pot

Glasgow Rangers about not getting back into the SPL

Harry during a tantrum

I like this type of thread. A bit of lighthearted banter on what has been a pretty dark forum this year.

Steven 'Significant' Goode being nominated by Little Chris

Steven 'Significant' Goode's wife's deportation threat

Steven 'Significant' Goode's wife having to to wait six months .... SIX WHOLE MONTHS for her deportation hearing

Steven 'Significant' Goode not being able to go on honeymoon

Jade about having to settle for dopey Brian because all the other guys in the house couldn't see her amazing physical beauty and beautiful soul

Chloe's old man when a little herbert touched up his bird in a boozer, Chloe's old man let him off with a kneecapping

Lorry drivers waiting in calais

Me if Chloe wins BB

Are they unemployed, disabled, ginger Scottish fat Muslims?

Katie would be SO not bothered about that.

Jemima when Dan accused of her daughter not dying

Alex Sibley when Jonny peed in the shower

Chloe's cabbie.

Kryten, on discovering that Lister prefers his lobster with ketchup.

Joel's mum.