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jack and his dog ? and not so right judy james ?
bellyyellow
14-07-2015
jack and his dog ? and not so right judy james ? 14.07.15

jack woke with no fog
it was morning delight
right by his side was his dog
she is not going out of his sight.
the challenge was food
it was all about the peel
jacks changing was his mood
because by mouth he was nil.
healthy food was the delivery
and all but the pie were loving
danny's wind up was silvery
because he new how much jack wanted mouth shoving.
joels feet are on the floor
with this experience is perspective
while nick feels a job is his score
can he achieve his objective.
chloe was confused
she does not understand
her 5G take left her not amused
because jack took 23 grand.
jack now has a frown
it was food but not dishy
chloe said she detects a pie face melt down
something was fishy.
no one stayed to encourage
but all did return to add salt
this was no Creed Eau Savage
chucking more mess and no one had fault.
nick pored it quick
while danny done it slow
joel said this stench is sick
danny's nasty side did glow.
jack did cop all with no cry
his strength was noted and is top
then something went in his eye
so he escaped with a pool belly flop.
KFC was smelling
this was jacks fave food desire
again sadistic danny was selling
his wind up was on the food wire.
the results from the plymoth team
but would this jack wreck
he did not release any steam
the scores stayed unopened round his neck.
now onto speed
joel put in to buy a number
all drivers need to slow and recede
unfortunately joel can not drive as cool as a cucumber.
spray tan needs topping
jack has got a obsession
his 23G wont have stopping
because he can tan until depression.
chloe was reminiscing
while jack went to the barba's for a shave
all had laughter kissing
did you see the B.A Baracas wave.
all are finalist
so we needed a party for enhancing
step in joel who is the ABBA vocalist
also the best at dad dancing.
this was now nick with attitude
the only time i have seen him loud.
i did love his BB gratitude
but i just don't feel he is a winner proud.
chloes best policy was honesty
but is this rude and naughty
her comment to jack was no curiosity
he was size 38 and now he is forty.
danny gave a DR speech
but this i will slam
this guy is no reality tv peach
that's why he throws his toys out of the pram.
all talking about first time met
and each one was laughing
none of them wanted a BB let
that's why chloe is privileged to be the last girl standing.
ABBA again to finish
the winner takes it all
judy james respect on BOTTS did diminish
i 100% disagree with her danny call.
like joel my poetry is odd
but i am sure chloe will agree
like jack i am now adding my cod
because chloe is the right winner i see.
Croctacus
14-07-2015
WTF is this?
Eve Elle
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“WTF is this?”

Urban poetry?
Croctacus
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Eve Elle:
“Urban poetry? ”

It needs to be made illegal.
Eve Elle
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“It needs to be made illegal.”

Lol, it's actually not too bad. Homie's shit is tight yo!
Croctacus
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Eve Elle:
“Lol, it's actually not too bad. Homie's shit is tight yo! ”

I can't read walls of text like that. The lack of punctuation and appropriate capital letters make my eyes twitch.
Eve Elle
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“I can't read walls of text like that. The lack of punctuation and appropriate capital letters make my eyes twitch.”

Pretend there's a beat behind it.
Tom_Basil
14-07-2015
I'm sorry, but I gave it a chance and got to the fourth line and couldn't read any more.
Shabba-
14-07-2015
I'll have what you've been on 😁
SneakyBoo
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Tom_Basil:
“I'm sorry, but I gave it a chance and got to the fourth line and couldn't read any more.”

You did better than me, I got to line two and gave up
Sunnydays
14-07-2015
Nah, not for me.....



Sorry, that was very rude of me.............just because I cannot understand it, does not meanthat it has no significance.
honeythewitch
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“You did better than me, I got to line two and gave up ”

You have to read it in Christian's voice.
sutie
14-07-2015
Originally Posted by Tom_Basil:
“I'm sorry, but I gave it a chance and got to the fourth line and couldn't read any more.”



It was the last line that I couldn't cope with.
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