As I reflect over the series I'm struggling to remember the standout comedy moments. Even watching the evicted HMs highlights hasn't revealed any that I may have missed. So thought this might be a good thread to start but please don't let it turn into the usual HM-bashing thread

4 in 4 out
Nickki and her Beyoncé quote
Jack's spray Tan's
Jack's "Let's make toast"
Joel singing

Jacks spray tans only one for me.

Marc convincing Jack to eat the croissant.

You've been slammed more times than a taxi door - Marc to Aiselyne

"Save the pastries".

Aaron chasing Joel around after throwing wine at each other in the bath.

'In The Dark' task.

Cristian's shower gel prank on Harriet.

Joel commenting on Aaron's amount of sexual partners and about giving himself Xmas off...

Chloe's reactions to the rotating 4/4 housemate swap.

Sam's task with the bag on her head.

"Showbiz... is Pitbull in the morning"

Showbiz shouting "SHOWBIZZZZ" then falling on his arse.

Nikki in the bunker.

Nikki getting a bottle in the face / Storeroom bundle

"SAVE THE PASTRIES"

Jack getting into the bathtub with Harry and Nick.

Duvet chocolate smuggling.

Marc flipping Joel off the sofa.

Jack's tan.

Joel's singing.

Jack splitting his trousers exercising.
The food cupboard food fight and Nikki getting hit in face/tantrum.
Jack cock blocking Harry/Nick in bath and sitting near them listening to a deep conversation with face all red and eyes darting about.
Marc tin foil prick-knight.
Brian's clit-o-saurus comment on Harry nude.
Aaron's eviction/ejection voice in diary room after the Joel incident.

Those all made me lol anyway

Jade in the store room trying to say "paprika"

Joel dropping it like it's hot

Nick and Harry's dodgy bath

"Having Christmas off"

"Pitbull in the morning"

Sam saying the first place Nick will take Harry after they get out will be a "bloody bra shop".

When Marc, Helen, Nikki and Brian entered the house and Jade was in the bathroom and missed what was going on

I loved the whole fall out after they failed the hotel task, when they threw their uniforms and props in the pool, Harry lay in the sliding door and refused to move and Jack went BALLISTIC in the diary room.

The only laugh I had was from BB : when Harriet went to the diary room crying and BB asked her what she imagined her family would say to her to lift her spirits and then repeated it back to her ..

The store room food fight and Nikki getting hit in the nose
Save the pastries/let's make toast
Sam getting the haircut with the camera zooming in very close with her making a strange ooh noise
Pitbull in the morning
Aaron getting naked and singing Firework
Joel's slutdrop
The whole of Sam's eviction interview
"Basic rations for a basic bitch"

Can't really think of many more, funny moments have been thin on the ground this year

oh I forgot "basic rations for a basic bitch" - that was fantastic.

I think Eileen's emotion task was quite funny, especially her "Doolally, doolally!" thing afterwards.

I'd also like to shout out to Jade in the diary room in the first week - her "I am physically attractive, I know daht" speech had me in stitches.

Thanks for all that.

I only started watching from the bunker week onwards so from the above posts it looks like I missed all the funniest moments

The only ones I came up with were
Jacks first spray tan
Marcs diary room rant about John McCriricks saggy boobs
"save the pastries"

The boys reaction after Cristian and jasmine snogged. 😂

Those are good. "Basic Rations" being my moment of the series.

I have no memory of the Aaron one, or is this the Joel incident?

The thing that made me laugh and I am likely alone was Nick in the task the other day doing unlocking the boxes. He nearly fell arse over tit going into the room and his face and body position were hysterical. He looked so camp. It was genius. A reminder of why I loved Nick from the start. His awkward weirdness.

Joel's dancing to drop it like it's hot
Joel's singing and dancing to ABBA
Simon shouting "SHOWBIZ" on the first night
Nikki's Beyoncé quote
Nikki in general
Joel chasing Cristian around the house (didn't make the live show)
Joel and Cristian comparing six packs
Jack's spray tan
Nikki getting hit in face followed by her tantrum
Danny can't spell Canoe
Nick's comment when he got into bed for the first with Jade

Marc getting the HMs to carry him to the toilet, getting Jack to eat a croissant and after leading the rebellion against the Hotel task in the garden when Jack said he wasn't quitting telling everyone to get back to work and them obeying

Ashleyne getting her Dad onto Marc and Marc saying how old is he, you're 40 so 80

Nothing.

Is there a link to the shower gel prank? I've seen it mentioned on here but have yet to see it, sounds hilarious.

Joel and the twins
https://twitter.com/JoelToWin/status...708?lang=en-gb

here
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-1...-prank-harriet