Ok so after this year's pile of crap, what do you want to see in BB17|?

I want to see 14 housemates enter on the Launch Night. I want CRAZY people - I want them all to be interesting people and a diverse bunch so that it doesn't matter if a 'big character' goes. And NO two people as one HM.

I want a live tour on launch night

I want it to launch on a Friday - Thursday is acceptable, as is Wednesday, but definitely no monday or Tuesday launch.

I want a good launch night twist that is actually unique, but not something that is just done for the shock factor like a launch night eviction

I want no music when HMs enter or exit.

I want nominations to be confidential!

I want them to let it ride out naturally for at least the first 4 weeks. After that feel free to put in some new housemates.

Only one housemate to be evicted each week - that's why I want 14 instead of 16.

Only 2 twist weeks. Don't give us some sh*tty twist each week.

NO outside contact.

I want the series to be at least 11 weeks long.


I'll probably think of more. But I know that none of the things I've written will happen. Just wishful thinking.

Your list is great. I'll add Live Feed to it.

The reverse of what BB 16 has.

More sex, elderly contestants. A murder

Agree with all of this and the live feed part too.

Edit -please note I posted this at the same time as Andrew

No contact with what the crowd and what they think of HMs on eviction nights.
No nomination chat or hinting at who they may nominate.

Me to be on it!

No one....put it to rest now....this series has been horrific....hopefully CBB turns it around

I actually like the crowd reactions. Yes it kind of ruins it when people changed after they're boo'd but it makes the announcement feel like such an event.

That's another thing actually - strict punishment on noms with good , unique punishments in the case of a rulebreak.

I wanna go on BB

Not sure I'd be able to put up with the producers' manipulation though...

House-mates without agents........................Except if they're "Chloes".

Who would enter this show these days ? There are better shows to go on to earn money. I can't even see why anybody would go on for the experience anymore either. What experience are they getting out of this ? to be treated like crap, manipulated and humiliated for 9 weeks..........who the hell would want that ?

Take a risk, go back to the old ways. The open auditions will attract the messes (which quite frankly were missing this year and just working in production it seems instead), less reliance on twists, no contact with the outside world, a colder more sterile house and overall tone.

Live Feed in some shape or form. I think they'd be surprised at how much more interest it might spike, especially now in the social media generation.

Diversity. A wider range of race, age, sexualities - the beauty of Big Brother as a format is that it allows people who would never mix in the outside world to live with each other for a while. Now it's like minded TOWIE/CBB rejects and the odd normal.

Housemates that have not appeared on anything else, had contact in the past with each other or know previous contestants!!

Normal nominations
Can't talk about nominations
Producers can't just decide to switch the nominees
No outside contact
New housemates can't reveal anything about the outside world
Roles in tasks to be decided randomly or by the housemates like they did in the past - avoids speculation that there's any favourited with the producers
Shopping list to be completed by housemates again

Shopping list to be done by housemates on a blackboard
At least a two hour live feed each day
Normal confidential nominations every week with the except of three or so times
Diversity in characters and ages. Characters that if they leave,it won't seriously damage the quality of the show
No tasks that reveal outside information
Interviews to take place in a studio away from the crowd

That's all I ask for.

No Helen Wood for a start.
Proper nominations
No outside information given to them
Don't let them hear the crowds reaction to them
Production to stop manipulating all the time
Stop filling the house with wannabes who all have agents
Bit more live feed than now -- 30 mins is laughable
Scrap bbbots and just have a once a week show without freakish audience members.
Stricter about behaviour. Three strikes and youre out with no interview

Simple....go back to the start & how it was in the first series! Tasks were fun, there was no manipulation, housemates were normal, not show biz wannabees.