Honest Lee's 'Most Deserving' Final Order

HonestLee

16-07-2015

1st and WINNER: Egbert the Battle-Moth (of those left he provided the most entertainment)
2nd The Pool Alligator (so close, maybe next year eh)
3rd. The pillar Chloe slammed into
4th. The Balloon that was used as a Football
5th The Popcorn (sweet)
6th The Popcorn (salted)
7th The Table next to the Couch
8th The hinges on the Diary Room Door
9th The Butter
10th The Box that hit Nikki
11th The Foil round Marcs C*ck

R598

16-07-2015

What about those pizza boxes.... Or that ham sandwich?? Surely, they deserve a mention!!

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by R598:
“What about those pizza boxes.... Or that ham sandwich?? Surely, they deserve a mention!!”

Both were removed from the house for their own safety

vald

16-07-2015

You forgot Nick's hair and Jack's dressing gown.

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by vald:
“You forgot Nick's hair and Jack's dressing gown.”

Hands up, you got me there Vald

Dangermoose

16-07-2015

What about Nick's bogies? This forum is so biased

Esther_Aspley

16-07-2015

Sorry already voted, crocodile all the way

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“What about Nick's bogies? This forum is so biased ”

Ew..

The_Bonobo

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by R598:
“What about those pizza boxes.... Or that ham sandwich?? Surely, they deserve a mention!!”

And the pastry that was plonked on Jack's noggin.

Where would John McCririck's toenails come in the list?

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by The_Bonobo:
“And the pastry that was plonked on Jack's noggin.

Where would John McCririck's toenails come in the list? ”

MY MEMORY! MY POOR INNOCENT MEMORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dangermoose

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by The_Bonobo:
“And the pastry that was plonked on Jack's noggin.

Where would John McCririck's toenails come in the list? ”

Two places above his sweat

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Two places above his sweat”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MargMck

16-07-2015

I'm delighted Egbert the moth won. A truly big character. Easy on the eye as well.
By studying this star of BB, Marc could learn a lot about how to annoy and intrigue people without being a constant motormouth, the other HMs could take lessons in being enigmatic, choosing the right moment for airtime and being thoroughly entertaining.

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by MargMck:
“I'm delighted Egbert the moth won. A truly big character. Easy on the eye as well.
By studying this star of BB, Marc could learn a lot about how to annoy and intrigue people without being a constant motormouth, the other HMs could take lessons in being enigmatic, choosing the right moment for airtime and being thoroughly entertaining.”

Lololol

All Hail Egbert THE PEOPLE'S WINNER!!

benbeez1

16-07-2015

killer Moth to win

SneakyBoo

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by HonestLee:
“1st and WINNER: Egbert the Battle-Moth (of those left he provided the most entertainment)
2nd The Pool Alligator (so close, maybe next year eh)
3rd. The pillar Chloe slammed into
4th. The Balloon that was used as a Football
5th The Popcorn (sweet)
6th The Popcorn (salted)
7th The Table next to the Couch
8th The hinges on the Diary Room Door
9th The Butter
10th The Box that hit Nikki
11th The Foil round Marcs C*ck”

The pillar that Chloe slammed into gets first place from me for providing the most entertaining moment of the series. I also don't get why the table next to the couch placed so high when it has simply coasted the whole way through.
I would have also added bathroom wall that was punched by Harry, at least it should get a special mention for best fight scene in the house.
Also the house globe should get a special mention for most cameo appearances as well as providing an educational services to the house in letting the housemates know that the world is indeed round and not flat.

HonestLee

16-07-2015

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“The pillar that Chloe slammed into gets first place from me for providing the most entertaining moment of the series. I also don't get why the table next to the couch placed so high when it has simply coasted the whole way through.
I would have also added bathroom wall that was punched by Harry, at least it should get a special mention for best fight scene in the house.
Also the house globe should get a special mention for most cameo appearances as well as providing an educational services to the house in letting the housemates know that the world is indeed round and not flat.”

Ba-dum-TISH!!

Class SneakyBoo class