Originally Posted by FM Lover: “Get him a job on the ship. First job, there's a plank that needs walking.”
I was thinking more along the lines of locking him up a la James Bond's Nik Nak, but the plank is equally a good suggestion. Especially if there's sharks below it.
"table 7 are chasing up their Sauvignon" .....so please take it out of the fridge, let it warm up and let's discuss your current problems until your next phone call comes.