We've had one who was mind-numblingly boring (Sam)
We've had one who was a nasty cow (Helen)

And now we've somehow ended up with someone who was both a nasty cow and yet still mind-numbingly boring.

How does this happen???

Luke a too
Aaron the only decent winner in the c5 era (for normal bb anyway)

Luke A too.

The only time I've liked a bb winner was Aaron on C5.

Sam was the best choice for his year, it was a choice between him and Dexter FFS!!!

Only the type of miscreant who would vote for the likes of Helen would think Sam was a bad winner.

Luke A was DULL and Aaron was a slimeball, almost as bad as Helen! Chloe is by far the best C5 winner as she was far more involved than Sam and equally good-hearted.

The perfect winner!

Better someone who actually contributed to the show and got people talking, than someone who lazed about on his arse for a good few weeks, talking non-stop about his winky and....and...

See? Even then I ran short of things to deride him for. There was just absolutely nothing there. A complete non-entity of a person. One of the dullest, most boring contestants to have ever been featured on the show.