ugh - she's like a wishbone .

How lovely I have been wondering how these two have got on & if they got it on

How embarrassing & if she is only 29 years old I will show my arse in Piccadilly!

Well I'm not sure he'll get luck from her, probably something else.

I suppose if she ends up snapping in two that might be a wish made real for someone else *cough* Cowell *cough* (et al)

Leaving aside her rotten personality, I just don't find her physically attractive at all. Sex with her would be like getting fondled by a daddy long legs.

Cristian was a bit of a drip but it is a bit off to liken him to a corpse.

29 is merely a 'girl' apparently (her words)

I think she could have been less obvious about what happened. I suspect they've only got together because of wanting magazine deals. I hope they're genuine about this though.

Her age is coming up as 29 everywhere I've looked.

She looks old enough to be his Mother and those legs, so painfully thin.

The picture that creates is going to stick in my head for a long time.

Oh dear, how desperate is he. I can't say I am surprised.

How dare Jasmine and Cristian fancy each other and get it on. How very dare they!

She should be hung drawn and quartered for such heinous behaviour in entrapping our sweet prince who is clearly an innocent party in all this and it's definitely not consenting stuff between two consenting adults. No siree.

So they finally did the deed oh Cristian

When you have sex with somebody - you don't post an update on Twitter straight after... and then retweet a trashy story from the Daily Star about said sexual activities!

It's all £££££££££££.

Sex, I'd say.

I wasn't aware you made the rules on what happens when you have sex with somebody. Any other do's and don't you need to update us on?

On a forum where Dannys tweets about fat birds and far worse, and Crisitan's admittance of theatening someone with revenge porn get brushed under the carpet by many, it's interesting that when one half of a consenting couple posts on twitter as many do (and it's not really my style either but that's not the point), they're of course the bad guy.

If Cristain posted a tweet, he'd just be being a 'lad' and we all know the backlash would again be at Jasmine and not him. If it's (Jasmine however (and I am far from a fan of hers), let's try and shame her about it.

Lovely stuff and as you were.

I was amazed to read comments about that one. People really will buy almost anything.

Cristian/Jasmine seems a little more likely to actually occur though. He's been on the bottom rung of celebrity for a while, and since Jasmine is the skeletal incarnation of the bottom rung of celebrity...

I feckin hate the tackiness of life now.
*Sigh*

Can you possibly sex this up a bit? We can sell it.

This^

He's 19 (or 20) he's thinking with his d**k. Regardless of what we think, he thinks she's hot. He will move on pretty quickly, I hardly imagine he's in it for the long haul otherwise they would be dating...or is that too traditional? No, I still think if a guy is genuinely interested in a girl relationship wise he will treat her with respect otherwise he'll just s**g her at the first opportunity.

Comedy posts on here, she's gorgeous, she's a model and self confessed bad girl.

Some of the remarks about her weight are disgusting, anyone making fattist remarks gets slaughtered on here as it should be, the same should apply to slim people.

They are out for a meal right now having fun and good luck to them.

Me neither. She's a walking skeleton.

She has no shame either. Knickers down faster than you could say MC.

Her family must be proud.

He hasnt tweeted anything about her, it seems to be her tweets. oh and by the sounds of it they have both gone out tonight. good luck to them.

Maybe you can download the squelching noises so you can get even closer to the action

smh, how has anyone room in their brain for this to be of concern