Basic rations for a basic bitch

25. (After Kieron had explained the going rate for prostitutes to Joel) "If you finish quick enough could they clean your house... Keep a Dyson in the boot?"

Kieran- 'alrghtttttttttttt'

27. "Don't take the moral high ground... you spent two and a half grand on a pizza!"

I spent 4 and a half grand on the football results, a suit and some umbongo

Oooh,I love that, who said it?

I loved when after all the kerfuffle of Christian giving in and getting into Joel's bed, bringing his duvet, lying exactly in the right position to appease Joel etc, Joel comes out with "I wanted to be the big spoon".

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Jack, angrily - "I wasn't snoring!"

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Helen: straight jackets in the storeroom .. psycho! - to brian

"You've had more Mickey in you than Disneyland" Marc to Ash

Originally Posted by bb2011fan
If I've even been to Tenerife,you've been to elevenrife





Me too, it was Adjoa about Kieran...she was describing him as a Tommy Topper (i think it was called) and how he's always done one better and she used that as example

*jades baby voice* does someone in da house not like me

"Cristian, does Big Brother need to remind you that you're on Big Brother?"

Joel in the diary room; 'actually Marc is a really normal civilized guy'
*cuts to the bedroom where Marc is humping the bed*

''Pareekra. Papreekra. Paprikra. Paparazzi. Pappareekra. Oh, I'm done with this.''

I can't remember the exact quote but Aisleyne telling Marc she'll get her dad on him was priceless.

38. (Joel discovers the bread dough was found in the toilet - after Cristian had just used it... because of the poo particles, Nick says) "We'd essentially be eating Cristian"

"I may be short Madam, but at least I have a job, Madam".

I just want to show you... Algeria.

Its Big Marc's house

Joel : "Jack you are not allowed to eat the popcorn"
Jack " I'm not , it just fell in my mouth"

Nikki - *having an OTT rant in the Diary Room* I'm emotionally destroyed and scarred for life

preceded by "I was hit on the head with Crisp n Dry"

*In an argument with Marc*
Aisleyne - "I don't understand the disability that you have dangling between your legs!"

Bantersaur

Marc in the diary room...

"THEY'RE COMING AFTER SHOWBIZ NEXT!"

I lol'ed hard, it was like a line from a superhero movie or something. Just so bizzare.