Afternoon Oldnjaded

About time I was able to get on here, DS or my computer wouldn't let me log in which was infuriating and have already read this thead, of course I notice no-one missedme

Meanwhile join me over in t'other thread where I will provide The Soaplife spoilers for the week after big event week, yes I know some of those who are going to survive

For once it wasn't just you, kwynne. Nobody could log in this morning if they weren't logged in already. DS have fixed it now.

And nope, I'm determined to avoid all spoilers at this point, so don't say even one word, or 'subtle' hint on here, right?

Afternoon Star I fell 11 places to 19 so your lucky

I won't other than to say not all the deadwood have been pruned

but I still live in hope, anyway the spoilers concentrate on B & C team Character matters since they can't give much away with what actuall happened in the Big event..

Was begiining to think I had been banned or something, but surely they would tell me if I had heh

Thankfully offscreen

When you two hate character you really hate them, almost as much as I hate Aaron but your not in my hate league just yet.

With a broad canadian accent.

We didn't wan't to hear about her after a week let alone 2 years.

Speak for yourself, I loved poor lovely Genneh.

Was that what it was called, I did wonder

No episode on Sunday Star or weekends in Emmerdale.

Yes in her own Bathroom mirror.

It will be celebrity Russian Roulllette soon enough

And next weeks will be......almost everyone

Cain made him delete them Remember

Holly is even now polluting regional theare

Mini Synopsis of Ep

Robert Stayed with Val much to Diane's wroth
HIVVileVal and Boring Bob went to court and Val rocked the ocean liner by pleading not guilty and promply had another row with Diane which caused Eric to have a hearattack
After another row with Diane Val had an idea inadvertently given to her by Tracy.
Yes Val plans to fake her death just like canoe man.
Er Val you moronic cow faced bitch Canoe man and his wife went to prison.
Like a limpet clinging to a ship Robert refused to leave Home farm or his marriage while Lawrence and Chrissie raged.
Robert also had a confrontation with Aaron and has come up with some new plan
Its Gennie's 2nd Anniversary of her death and Brenda is sad and still forgetting she is a hypocrital thief just like Bob
Vaness plans to leave emmerdale, will anybody really notice.

Please please pleeeaaaase can I pick the contestants?

Surely if its true to form it Will be Rylan, Katie Price the other loud annoying Katie, Mylene Klass and Kym whatsherface from Corrie in the first episode they are in everything.

I missed you Kwynne!! But I couldn't get on DS, either, to voice it

Crap the list of survivors isn't it?

Indeed

The VietCam episodes were great! He was a right psycho

Just because the second statement is probably true doesn't mean the first one is. What about every other woman he's slept with, most of whom were poor as? Just a phase?

No, that was the real OLD Robert who never had a gay or bi bone in his body from what the viewers were shown.

It is only NEW Robert, with his new head, who apparently developed bisexual tendencies offscreen and we're just supposed to take the writers' word for it, without any proper narrative on the subject. They can't even get that right because imo, most of us don't even believe the 'bi' bit, again from what we have been shown. All we have been shown onscreen is that he fancies the pants off Aaron, but doesn't love him, and adores Chrissie's money but doesn't love her either, because he really only loves himself. The only label I could realistically put on him now is that of narcissistic sociopath.

Cheers guys!