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My ode to Chrissie - ED
Erythroleukos
31-07-2015
They say that gentle words can woo the fairest lady, or whatever. So get some of this!


Oh Chrissie, how I would like to see.
You stripped naked, and stuck on the end of me.
No hassles from your ex.
Just very dirty sex.
And I promise not to give you my VD.

cyrilandshirley
31-07-2015
That's so romantic. My eyes have misted over.

sorcha_healy27
31-07-2015
Originally Posted by Erythroleukos:
“They say that gentle words can woo the fairest lady, or whatever. So get some of this!


Oh Chrissie, how I would like to see.
You stripped naked, and stuck on the end of me.
No hassles from your ex.
Just very dirty sex.
And I promise not to give you my VD.

”

She can't keep her balance
this could lead to a fatal dalliance
J-B
31-07-2015
This is beautiful.
Pandora.
31-07-2015
*wipes tear*
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