They say that gentle words can woo the fairest lady, or whatever. So get some of this!


Oh Chrissie, how I would like to see.
You stripped naked, and stuck on the end of me.
No hassles from your ex.
Just very dirty sex.
And I promise not to give you my VD.

That's so romantic. My eyes have misted over.

She can't keep her balance
this could lead to a fatal dalliance

This is beautiful.

*wipes tear*