Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters.
1) Ruby - RIP Ruby she may have been totally wasted for the whole time she was in Emmerdale but given the excellent acting the actress did as she was dying she could have been so much better but instead she was paired with the walking Zombie skeleton Ali
There's a beautiful picture of Ali and Ruby at their wedding last year and Ali looked lovely with her hair down and her face all smiley. Shame she has to have her hair scragged back and looking all harsh and aggressive these days. Like a totally different woman. The wedding was so cute.
And now we will have the Zombie attemting to act grief striken what did we do to have that inflicted upon us?
2) Kerry - Kwynne has to apologise to the Actress and Character for the hard time he has given her over the years because I thought she was absolutely brilliant last night. Kwynne will go easy on her from now on
I'm making a rule. Nobody can ever say anything bad about Dan and Kerry again. They were masterly last neet.
3) Not nearly so Dull Dan - Even Dan wasn't too bad last night
He was a prince.
4) Sarah - Too all those numpties and I could say far worse about them who call her a Bot for something that she was doing 3 years ago last night and her excellent acting when she was tearful and scared showed just how wrong they always are.
Agreed.
5) Diane is bleeding - you can't fool me Emmerdale this is obviously misdirection and Val will die suddenly without warning just as you are rescuing.
And yet! Still stuck in the Maze of Mirrors! Damn, but it was entertaining to see them fratch and patch up. Because you just know something horrible is coming like a train over the hill to spoil the moment.
6) Joanie Still lives at this point bet it won't last
She's indestructible.
7)Belle Did some excellent silent facial acting
8) Moron - a big cowardy custard going to hide with the kids to hide from the big bad disaster going on outside.
9) Pete even in a terrible disater he has no character and is just Rubbish
Stop right there you. Pete is glorious. End of story.

10 Robert saved Adam will wonder ever cease.
Robert was really good last neet. He came good when it mattered. Even I was hoping for a bit more Aaron interaction with him though. They barely spat at one another.
11) Chrissie did some funny hysterical acting, wasn't very good and i'm someone who normally likes her.
Oh her moany, boo-hoo face is priceless. She's the queen of boo-hoo. Love Chrissie.
12) James and Emma - neither died I was hoping at least one of them would.
Harsh. They came off as more solid and stable at the wedding than I've ever seen.
13) Kyle, Amelia, Doug, Rodney and Eric all missing even though they were around the previous ep
They'll be back. And possibly caught up in the rest of the week's mayhem.
14) Debbie didn't scowl or say anthing at all for the first time in about 10 years
It's hard, isn't it. When you're under 9 feet of planks and rubble. Still, I agree, it was quiet an achievement. She looked like a Pre-Raphaelite doll being winched about by Pete later on.
15) cain was a bit of a hero this episode even going back to help Kyle
Was most impressed with Cain too. And Zak. But best were without doubt, Dan and Kerry. They were stars.
16) Ross looked about confused returning to the village to see disaster all around.
His hair looked fupping fantastic though. He looked extremely hot and I don't even like HotRossBunz much! He should go and see if Finn's alright. Poor Finn was hurt badly.
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“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters.
1) Ruby - RIP Ruby she may have been totally wasted for the whole time she was in Emmerdale but given the excellent acting the actress did as she was dying she could have been so much better but instead she was paired with the walking Zombie skeleton Ali
There's a beautiful picture of Ali and Ruby at their wedding last year and Ali looked lovely with her hair down and her face all smiley. Shame she has to have her hair scragged back and looking all harsh and aggressive these days. Like a totally different woman. The wedding was so cute.
And now we will have the Zombie attemting to act grief striken what did we do to have that inflicted upon us?
2) Kerry - Kwynne has to apologise to the Actress and Character for the hard time he has given her over the years because I thought she was absolutely brilliant last night. Kwynne will go easy on her from now on
I'm making a rule. Nobody can ever say anything bad about Dan and Kerry again. They were masterly last neet.
3) Not nearly so Dull Dan - Even Dan wasn't too bad last night
He was a prince.
4) Sarah - Too all those numpties and I could say far worse about them who call her a Bot for something that she was doing 3 years ago last night and her excellent acting when she was tearful and scared showed just how wrong they always are.
Agreed.
5) Diane is bleeding - you can't fool me Emmerdale this is obviously misdirection and Val will die suddenly without warning just as you are rescuing.
And yet! Still stuck in the Maze of Mirrors! Damn, but it was entertaining to see them fratch and patch up. Because you just know something horrible is coming like a train over the hill to spoil the moment.
6) Joanie Still lives at this point bet it won't last
She's indestructible.
7)Belle Did some excellent silent facial acting
8) Moron - a big cowardy custard going to hide with the kids to hide from the big bad disaster going on outside.
9) Pete even in a terrible disater he has no character and is just Rubbish
Stop right there you. Pete is glorious. End of story.


10 Robert saved Adam will wonder ever cease.
Robert was really good last neet. He came good when it mattered. Even I was hoping for a bit more Aaron interaction with him though. They barely spat at one another.
11) Chrissie did some funny hysterical acting, wasn't very good and i'm someone who normally likes her.
Oh her moany, boo-hoo face is priceless. She's the queen of boo-hoo. Love Chrissie.
12) James and Emma - neither died I was hoping at least one of them would.
Harsh. They came off as more solid and stable at the wedding than I've ever seen.
13) Kyle, Amelia, Doug, Rodney and Eric all missing even though they were around the previous ep
They'll be back. And possibly caught up in the rest of the week's mayhem.
14) Debbie didn't scowl or say anthing at all for the first time in about 10 years
It's hard, isn't it. When you're under 9 feet of planks and rubble. Still, I agree, it was quiet an achievement. She looked like a Pre-Raphaelite doll being winched about by Pete later on.
15) cain was a bit of a hero this episode even going back to help Kyle
Was most impressed with Cain too. And Zak. But best were without doubt, Dan and Kerry. They were stars.
16) Ross looked about confused returning to the village to see disaster all around.
His hair looked fupping fantastic though. He looked extremely hot and I don't even like HotRossBunz much! He should go and see if Finn's alright. Poor Finn was hurt badly.
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