Spoilers copy and pasted unread from ITV.com. Sorry there’s no ditty. I don’t want to be spoiled.
Normal service will resume next week.

Part, the first



Part, the second:




Bonus Ditty:

As Ruby bids a sad farewell let’s all stop and think
Of all the plots she had, we could even raise a drink
She arrived in 2011, created by Blackburn
A woman who loved women, as we were soon to learn
With Ali and her two kids, who to be honest were quite naff
She moved into the village, and she worked in the caff
I’m struggling to recall what else she got up to
She was rather under used, what else did she do?
She cared for Sandy for a bit, she rowed with her Mam
Not much for four years, the writers gave not a single damn
And so she’s gone forever, another TV lesbian who’s dead
She was at a wedding, a helicopter landed on her head.

And a good evening to one and all.

A few requests for this week’s ad break disco. Missing out are Jewels501’ request for ‘Too Much Too Young’ by The Specials and ‘Teenage Kicks’ by The Undertones, and Oldnjaded’s pick of ‘Last Dance’ by Donna Summer. Tune in to see what did make the cut.

And picks for next week would be gratefully received. Please PM any you’d like to see.

Nice tribute to lovely Ruby there.

Should be a good'n tonight.

Evening all! Thanks for t'thread Gulfie.

I have a feeling that tonight's episodes are going to be BIG.

Hi Everyone

Will only be here for the first episode, because I'm off out at about 8, my friends pick the days for a catch up, don't they?

Cheers for t'thread Gulfie

Evening gang

Very excited for tonight


Almost at your mildstone, Pixie

You should pick your friends better, pixie.

Evening all and thanks for the thread, Gulfie. Love the ditty - a fitting tribute to poor lovely Ruby.

I too think tonight's offerings are going to be very exciting.

Evening all cheers for t'thread Gulfie, love the ditty

Has Ruby really been in it for four years? how time flies

So whose going to snuff it tonight?

Thanks for a great thread Gulfie

There must be some amazing ad break picks if those 3 didn't make it

Evening folks.

Love the Ruby tribute! Tonight is going to brilliant, I hope there's explosions!

Greetings earthlings

double bubble instalments tonight; I'm hoping for explosions deaths and mayhem this evening. With one minor character pegging it we need more tonight!

Thanks for the thread and tribute ditty Gulfie


Quite intrigued to see who will get killed tonight. My current theory (if there are two deaths) is:





and

Spoiler

Pete

Hi all!

I know

I know! Why today? Why not any other day of the week when there is no episode at 8!?

Evening All

Thanks for the thread and ditty Gulf - RIP Ruby

Good evening, all.

Cheers for the thread, Gulfie!

Hot Ross Buns had better not come to any harm!!!!!!

Can someone tell me what happened to diane and val? I missed last part of yesterday and did the hall explode

The delicious misunderstood tasty adorable stunningly good looking hot fit sex stud that is the dilf pram jacker HotRossBuns lights up my screen, as he does many others, Houndy...

They've been locked into the mirrors

Hopefully Val will perish there

No- watch for tonight!

They are trapped in the hall of mirrors

They're still trapped in the mirror maze. Diane's head is bleeding following a fall.

The hall hasn't exploded ... yet.

No explosion,they're still locked in there bickering but are aware that summat has happened outside.

How does the hall of mirrors get affected then

Diane and unfortunately Val are currently still alive and kicking. The hall hasn't gone bang yet either, hopefully tonight

Val causes them to shatter in loathing