Airport 75 (1975) Oh Lordy, this one makes the 1969 original look like a masterpiece. Yet another cast-of-thousands air disaster movie, this time aboard the Boeing 747 Jumbo. Stars include Charlton Heston, Efram Zimbalist Jr, Roy (the Invaders) Thinnes, Karen Black and the usual handful of fading (and faded) stars of yesteryear. We even get Gloria Swanson playing herself, although she has the good sense to play it tongue in cheek (I think). George Kennedy (hurrah!) reprises his role as the irascible engineer Joe Petroni and once again he can't find a bad word for Boeing aircraft.
An elderly and somewhat tired Dana Andrews doesn't have much to do except have a heart attack and fly his light aircraft into the front of the 747, causing all manner of panic and mayhem. The film is packed with the type of cliche that would later be brilliantly parodied in AIRPLANE!, including the desperately sick child being serenaded by a guitar-strumming nun. Helen Reddy was roped in to play the nun and I'll bet she regretted it.
Dean Martin and Burt Lancaster are nowhere to be seen, probably with good reason. 3/10, purely for playing 'cor, remember him?'