That baby never stood a chance to be normal did he?

Both Nancy and Tom have taken drugs and Jack has a conviction for dealing drugs to school children (as well as faking his death).. why would any court view them as good parents? If anything, the court would put the baby in care if it came down to a battle over which druggy family is better.

"My bruvva is in 'ospital!!" WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, ROBBIE?

**** off Ben you hypocritical thug

Background music is just awful

Awww baby Curtis sneezed. That is my favourite bit of the ep today!!!

No-one gives a crap about any of this.

I miss Frindsey, I really do

OWITE OWITE OWITE!

**** off Robbie

Curtis is such a cutie! He doesn't deserve to suffer in the hands of that witch Frankie!

**** off Ben! Why go ruining things for people! This show gives a bad name for coppers!

How fast did Robbie change his mind there?! lol

So much for the big speech about him 'not doing it, nope, not doing it, you can't make me.. ALL RIGHT I'LL DO IT!'

Stephan - I don't like it.
No Tom, you would taken drugs, it was your choice.

Just **** off Ben. **** off and die.


Not only that but wouldn't social services be concerned at Curtis living with a mother whose fiancée has a criminal record? Care would be the best place for him ...

Its after episodes like that, you long for Frindsey to return........almost

Being killed or deal with angry brother? Tough choice. Not.

I'm not being the slightest bit facetious when I say that Big Bob (he who was two feet tall, chose as his accomplice in a hospital hold-up, was easily disarmed by Cameron and sent his hostages to seal all the exits by themselves) was more threatening than Ben. Honestly, we didn't know how good we had it last year ...

FFS!?!? I knew Kirkwood would find some ridiculous way to let Robbie off the hook. Seriously though, when is that little thug going to face the repercussions for his actions. It was bad enough he got away with his vile treatment of JP and the disgusting lies he told about his uncle, but now he's getting away with attempted murder, of his brother of all people!! I don't like Jason by any means, and I would have been more than happy if he snuffed it but it could have been a golden opportunity to get that vile Robbie locked up once and for all. Why the **** has he managed to get off scot-free! Also, nice to know Ziggy was so concerned about Jason after his brother pushed him off a cliff and left him for dead.

'My brother tried to kill me.'
'Don't report him. You'll ruin his life. He's your brother. I know he nearly killed you but it was just a stupid mistake. Nothing to be upset over. You'll laugh about this in a couple of weeks time.'

Ben's is becoming one of my most loathed characters. I'm talking Scott and Freddie loathsome level. Apart from being the most boring character in the village. He's manged to keep Robbie on our screens, gave Frankie and Jack the opportunity to take Grace's and Trevor's baby away from them again. He's so detestable and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I don't give a shit about his dead daughter and, I know it might sound bad, but I can't wait to see that ****ing smug, deplorable face smacked right off when he realizes that it was actually his psycho, fruit loops girlfriend and her equally psycho wooden loops daughter that actually killed her. I don't care how horrible it sounds but it will be extremely satisfying to see.

As much as the writing sometimes sucks for them, Helen Pearson and Jimmy McKenny are a joy to watch

I have no idea why they have never been up for best partnership, they could win it easily.

Calling Ziggy as thick as pig sh*te is an insult to pigs. He doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same paragraph as pig sh*te, let alone the same sentence. Robbie PUSHED JASON OVER A ****ING CLIFF and Ziggy doesn't understand why this is attempted murder?!

Not only that but we know that when Ben does find out it's Sienna and Nico, he'll forgive Sienna and be all loveydovey with her again and help her cover up the truth (though I do hope he can at least manage to dispatch Nico)

Wait, you don't know. Apparently, in Hollyoaks, things like attempted murder, bullying, domestic abuse, rape etc are just trivial issues that people shouldn't be upset over. If you feel upset and/or angry and you report the person whose done something horrible to you. You're either over-reacting over a small mistake, being too sensitive or not realising that the person who did the horrible thing to you just made a stupid mistake and is/or misunderstood.

It's a sinister sort of vibe I've noticed when Hollyoaks handle serious issues. Maybe not so much rape, but the vibe is much more apparent in issues like attempted murder and bullying. Hollyoaks are trying to portray Jason as over reacting because he was upset and angry that his brother pushed him off a cliff and just left him there to die, because Robbie is Jason's brother and because Jason wants him to be punished. Somehow Jason's is being portrayed as betraying his family and brother. Please tell me I'm not the only one who's noticing this?

With the way Hollyoaks has been written at the minute. I can, disturbingly, see this happening

I find it hilarious. The way his face wrinkles up, it makes him look constipated

I hate her! She's a ****ing hypocrite and I can't stand her. You get the vibe she really disproves of Peri giving the baby up for adoption. I don't know if it's just me but it looks like she's subtly trying to manipulate Peri into keeping the baby. Encouraging her to go to parenting classes, trying to get Tom and her together all the time. You get the vibe she wants Peri and Tom to bond, in hope Peri realizes that she can't give up her baby. Please tell me I'm not the only one who's noticing this? I don't want to feel alone

You know things have hit rock bottom when you find yourself saying that

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I just though that she like the rest of us sees Peri for the whiny selfish little brat she is, takes after her mother.