On a slow day at the Albert Sharon's secret army of sentient hair pieces slink off and start listening to Vincent's 90s Tupac and Biggie tunes.
Suitably inspired they coalesce and form The Notorious WIG. They find Phil and rap:
"Oh Philly Philly Philly, can't you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.
I just love your flashy ways
I guess that's why they're all broke and you so paid..."
Tamwar and Nancy act out the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally in the caff. Cora asks for what Tamwar's having.
Shirley decides to move on with her life and set up a business but is devastated when her Aquababies class gets no customers.
Perturbed by recent events Ronnie asks her mirror:
"Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?"
The mirror responds:
"Alas my queen a lie I cannot tell,
Your stories were better when you had Danielle...
And the sister that you do call Roxy
Is humping Charlie, she's so poxy...."
Carol falls into a vat of chemicals in a disused factory and is horrified when she wakes up with a Joker perma grin...