As you all know, I'm the beacon of morality and justice on this forum. I sometimes find it quite hard to keep up with who needs locking up for a very long time off of EE, as the numbers of criminals walking around are growing exponentially and we can't keep up.

So, I'm starting a database of criminals that can be kept updated.

Kathy Beale - Potential fraud, as a result of faking her own death.
Sharon Watts - Aiding and abetting criminals. Perverting the course of justice.
Ian Beale - Perverting the course of justice.
Dot Cotton - Murder. Plain and simple. Thankfully she's doing time, and there's no chance of early parole with her violent record inside.
Phil Mitchell - Too long to list.
Gastric Sonia - A nasty thief. The worst criminal on this list by far.
Billy Mitchell - Theft of post.
Ben Mitchell - Murderer, but thankfully he's served his time. He's about the only one who has.
Liam Butcher - A true menace. Locks innocent, pretty young girls in his room as sex slaves, chains them to the bed, feeds them Gastric Sonia's horrible, stale samosa, and tries to smuggle them to Germany. Known gang member.
Bob 'Bloodbath' Beale - Where do we start? Walford's most prolific serial killer.
Jane Beale - As bad as Bob in my book. Life should do her. Life and a regular kicking around the prison exercise yard.
Stacey Slater - Murderer, but she served her two weeks so all is forgiven *roll-eyes*
Rapey - Rapist.
Denise Fox - Horrible thief, wanted for GBH.
Max Branning - Not actually done anything wrong but a good spell in prison wouldn't hurt.
Abi Branning - Murderer, becoming increasingly unstable. Liable to murder absolutely anyone at any time.
Janet Mitchell - She knows what she did.
Shirley Carter - Assault, theft, general nasty disposition. Protecting a rapist.
Shabnam Masood - Child abandonment. Throw the book at her.
Ronnie Mitchell - Stalker. Likes kids.
Masood Ahmed - GBH.
Les Coker - They say he makes that weird groaning noise every time he helps fake a death.
Danny Dyer - GBH.
Bogbrush - Faking a death, impersonating a police officer while actually being a lowly toilet scrubber.
Pam Coker - Murderer, and a violent one at that.
Vincent Hubbard - Lots of stuff.

Every single person on this list deserves a prison sentence. Every one.

Thanks.

Pearl Fox-Hubbard has been very shifty lately J-B, you need to keep an eye on her.

Nice one Brands. I'll keep an eye on that one.

I heard that William Mitchell Sr stole from queen and country using the postal service to commit his heinous crimes.

That he did Exy. There's a crime epidemic.

Don't forget Cindy, she stole from Phil and is an accessory to murder.

And that Nancy Carter for crimes against fashion.

I'm afraid I simply can't include Nancy or Cindy in the database. There is a lot I'm willing to forgive if the perpetrator is attractive

A crime is still a crime, no matter what your penis thinks.

You seemed to ignore that Ronnie is also a murderer.

You forgot Buster who's just been released from prison and Denny who assaulted his mum.

Cindy is a 15 year old child with massive eyebrows, let's add JB to the list.

Don't forget Lauren, the cousin shagging, sandwich molesting alky who ran her dad over, thereby inculcating criminality into Abi the gerbil slayer who followed in her footsteps by knocking another dirty dog over....

I bet he's old enough to be her grandad.

The actress is 17