Hahahahaaaaa!

*chokes on her supper and reaches for large glass of vino*

Actually I'm with you on this one..wonder what our "Claire" will come up with to redeem P'duh.....she has her work cut out for her on this occassion. Jesus she and Andre were eviscerated

The kids, the doctor Mrs, the elderly parents on video from Oz whilst he holds back a few tears.

The book will be thrown, picked back up and thrown again, again and again until the schmaltz is so thick it'll need a chisel

Do I have to watch this? I'd really rather not.

Will there be a warning so that I can leave the room first? Please.

I could take all that with an eye roll and giggle, but please - no cancer charity tie in. That would make me cross.

Afraid so.. part and parcel for the Andre bandwagon. Best to neck a few sauvigon blancs /chardonnay or a bev of your choice before his vt starts.. Failing that an an anesthetic may be the way to go

I think she has finally blown it. All credibility is now gone. Neither one has any clout any more and Max Clifford is 'unavailable'. Shame.

I work in this field and I would not touch them with a proverbial barge pole.

*opens very large bag of popcorn and settles on sofa*

Absolutely. He's a desperate fame hungry attention seeker who met his mirror image with his ex. Since their split, he's been so keen to distance himself from her that he's invented this St Pete public image that anyone with eyes could see was PR BS.

But I actually think he believes his own hype and thought he would sail through this court case just through virtue of being Peter Andre, housewives favourite.

Did I mention he loves his kids?

Not surprised, one has standards

Joining you if I can have a few "sherberts" too.

*adds litre of Jameson to shopping list*

Now your talking...."have I told you lately that I love ya"...

But of course!

Lets have a drinking game.

1 shot every time he mentions the kids
1 shot if he mentions Emily
1 shot if he wells up talking about his parents

The whole freaking bottle if he takes his shirt off and shows the ageing 6 pack

Ah, Van the Man. Genius but a b*****r to work with. Once was enough!

Sofa...sublimex

I am not, I repeat not, staying for the last reveal. And I will take the Jameson with me when I leave.

On the other hand I could hide under the sofa with my collection of Shemar Moore shots?

Fess up, I had to google Shemar...bloodyhellfire,,, He's a bit gorgeous isn't he.

Thank you for educating me to the delights of said young man

Your collection

<looks shifty>

There are times I absolutely love this forum, this thread is case in point

Not again. We'll have to lock aggs in the Winnebago again. The one at the wrong end of the Car Park

He's divine, and funny with it.

Look out for the one with him coming out of the sea Daniel Craig, you wish !

I really don't get the vitriol directed at this man, of course KP fans and associates will revel in the judges opinion, and it is his opinion as opposed to fact. But what on earth has he done that is so bad.

This is a dance contest that is usually good natured fun, not a vehicle for nastiness.

Have you read the judges verdict

Nowhere do I see any nastiness, just people expressing their opinions on Peter Andre.

We are having good natured fun...

laughing at the biggest orange media-whore being hoist by his rather large petard.