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Old 20-08-2015, 11:20
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I am Tom Cruise on Oprahs sofa excited about this! I can't wait, it's gonna be bloody hilarious.

Can I be first to call at least two Michael Jackson moves.
I have a sneaky suspicion this is gonna bite him on the arse, he is an incredibly irritating man to watch.
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Old 20-08-2015, 11:56
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Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.
You forgot the dead brother. Surely he'll be doing this for him?

Just wait until The Andre gets on Strictly. He's going to show Mark Wright EXACTLY how cheesy insincerity is done
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Old 20-08-2015, 12:19
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You are misinterpreting my words. I fully expect him to be good, very good in fact given his background in music and choreography. The fact he also has a ready fanbase who also know he is likely to be very good will obviously increase his vote share.
You would be surprised at the people who have appeared on the show with singing dancing background. Then turn out to be totally crap at ballroom and Latin. The girl from Destiny Child, she was told rubbish and just could not get the handle on it. Those who had dancing training as a child in a school do much better.
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Old 20-08-2015, 12:43
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You would be surprised at the people who have appeared on the show with singing dancing background. Then turn out to be totally crap at ballroom and Latin. The girl from Destiny Child, she was told rubbish and just could not get the handle on it. Those who had dancing training as a child in a school do much better.
Desperation doesn't get you very much further than the quarter finals, either. Nor does the "look, I have kids, love me!" move.
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Old 20-08-2015, 12:53
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Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.
Brilliant! Thank you *loud applause*
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Old 20-08-2015, 13:11
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Unless he surprises us all and shows that he has some hidden dancing ability, I don't think that he has enough followers to keep him in for the long run.
I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.
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Old 20-08-2015, 13:47
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I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.
I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.
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Old 20-08-2015, 14:59
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I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.
Strictly has had big scoops before though, that have gone out first week/early stages - like Martina Hingis, and Spice Girls with bigger fan bases who haven't won.

I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.
I can't believe she's relaxed her grip enough for him appear live on tele with no possibility of control. I wonder if he will have a separate ClurfromCan autocue?
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Old 20-08-2015, 15:18
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Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.

See, posts like this are why I'll always come on the DS forums everyday. Brilliant.
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Old 20-08-2015, 15:53
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Wow they got someone more talented than PA, Daniel O'Donnell!
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Old 20-08-2015, 20:24
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The only good thing about PA's appearance on SCD is that it's now very unlikely that Katie Price will be in it this year!
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Old 20-08-2015, 20:41
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Strictly has had big scoops before though, that have gone out first week/early stages - like Martina Hingis, and Spice Girls with bigger fan bases who haven't won.



I can't believe she's relaxed her grip enough for him appear live on tele with no possibility of control. I wonder if he will have a separate ClurfromCan autocue?
lol moment from me....... (*still laughing )
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Old 20-08-2015, 20:47
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I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.
They will be on every VT you just see
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Old 20-08-2015, 21:03
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Wow they got someone more talented than PA, Daniel O'Donnell!
If you're going to do 'cheese' then best that you are actually inately cheesy, and DoD is genuinely and godawfully 17 shades of 'terrible cheesy'.

But astonishingly, his brand of altarboy Holy Mary cheesiness has mass appeal and he's made an international living from it. He is a grim cross between Val Doonican (without the nice jumpers and easy charm) and Father's Ted's Eoin McLove (minus the funny) but apparently still appeals to religious Mammys who think he's a lovely 'boy' and want him for their own, and they're, internationally, a voting force to be reckoned with.

SInce there's only so much cheese one show can accommodate, DoD may turn out to be the spoke in PA's 'love me cos I am lovely and I love my kids' cheesy wheel.
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Old 20-08-2015, 21:12
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I am Tom Cruise on Oprahs sofa excited about this! I can't wait, it's gonna be bloody hilarious.

Can I be first to call at least two Michael Jackson moves.
I have a sneaky suspicion this is gonna bite him on the arse, he is an incredibly irritating man to watch.
^ Meant to laugh (long and loud) at this earlier. Just catching up.

I am jumping up and down on the sofa with you. I think it's going to be hilariously entertaining.
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Old 20-08-2015, 22:05
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Hilarious! They have split the middle-aged mumma votes by having the patterned-jumper wearing, sexless Oirish heart-throb up against the plastic, orange, stacked heeled, least-macho-Greek/Aussie/Brit babyman.

It's like a little plastic oompalumpa fighting the Lucky Charms leprechaun in a battle for glitter ball supremacy.

Seriously, just imagining the "sexeh" rumba(baba) faces is making me cry laughing.

Cannot wait for the tango - two tantruming toddlers stamping their feet and pouting all over the place while trying to keep their hairpieces attached during the head flicks.

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Old 21-08-2015, 00:19
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So funny, all his detractors will be stuck in the show, just to see him fail /point and laugh.His fans will be there to cheer him on. Meanwhile we will have carnage on here.

Hilariously Wee Daniel is also signed up, so we will have the ,leprechaun jokes from fans etc that no Irish person finds remotely funny and the sight of Daniels camp dancing. PA I would guess is an ok dancer and he does his best God love him.. The one positive is his psychotic ex is getting therapy on another channel and will not perform
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Old 21-08-2015, 01:00
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If Daniels feet are as quick as his speech it is going to be a very long long show. The man just about manages to sway from left to right while he sings.......very slowly.
As for Pete. Time will tell. Not all those that have taken part from a singing background do well.
As for his kid's. Of course they'll be there supporting their Dad, exactly the same As the other contestants family
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Old 21-08-2015, 12:52
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And he start to milking it...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-blessing.html
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Old 21-08-2015, 12:56
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If you're going to do 'cheese' then best that you are actually inately cheesy, and DoD is genuinely and godawfully 17 shades of 'terrible cheesy'.

But astonishingly, his brand of altarboy Holy Mary cheesiness has mass appeal and he's made an international living from it. He is a grim cross between Val Doonican (without the nice jumpers and easy charm) and Father's Ted's Eoin McLove (minus the funny) but apparently still appeals to religious Mammys who think he's a lovely 'boy' and want him for their own, and they're, internationally, a voting force to be reckoned with.

SInce there's only so much cheese one show can accommodate, DoD may turn out to be the spoke in PA's 'love me cos I am lovely and I love my kids' cheesy wheel.

Absolutely gorgeous, charming self deprecating man. RIP Val.
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Old 21-08-2015, 13:17
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And he is already the favourite with bookmakers William Hill immediately making him their 9/2 favourite to win the show followed by Georgia May Foote at 11/2 and Ainsley Harriott at 10/1

Think I'll risk a bet with William Hill before his odds close in even more.
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Old 21-08-2015, 13:27
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And he is already the favourite with bookmakers William Hill immediately making him their 9/2 favourite to win the show followed by Georgia May Foote at 11/2 and Ainsley Harriott at 10/1

Think I'll risk a bet with William Hill before his odds close in even more.
I think they are jumping the gun on making him favourite tho . He can move but that deoesn't mean he'll manage to nail the more complicated dances .
I think he'll do well and he seems a nice man with a huge support from loads of charities as well as his fans.
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Old 22-08-2015, 07:48
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please don't be with Aliona, please don't be with Aliona, please don't be with Aliona.
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Old 22-08-2015, 08:18
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Hilarious! They have split the middle-aged mumma votes by having the patterned-jumper wearing, sexless Oirish heart-throb up against the plastic, orange, stacked heeled, least-macho-Greek/Aussie/Brit babyman.

It's like a little plastic oompalumpa fighting the Lucky Charms leprechaun in a battle for glitter ball supremacy.

Seriously, just imagining the "sexeh" rumba(baba) faces is making me cry laughing.

Cannot wait for the tango - two tantruming toddlers stamping their feet and pouting all over the place while trying to keep their hairpieces attached during the head flicks.


Soooo funny!
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Old 23-08-2015, 21:52
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This show is beneath him imho... I thought those Iceland commercials would have lead to a Hollywood career by now
Yes, it's unbelievable that Wal-Mart haven't snapped him up yet!
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