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Peter Andre been confirmed on SCD
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peonypot
20-08-2015
I am Tom Cruise on Oprahs sofa excited about this! I can't wait, it's gonna be bloody hilarious.

Can I be first to call at least two Michael Jackson moves.
I have a sneaky suspicion this is gonna bite him on the arse, he is an incredibly irritating man to watch.
Tweacle Tart II
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by artlesschaos:
“Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.”

You forgot the dead brother. Surely he'll be doing this for him?

Originally Posted by Butterface:
“Just wait until The Andre gets on Strictly. He's going to show Mark Wright EXACTLY how cheesy insincerity is done ”

donna255
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by Jerrybob:
“You are misinterpreting my words. I fully expect him to be good, very good in fact given his background in music and choreography. The fact he also has a ready fanbase who also know he is likely to be very good will obviously increase his vote share.”

You would be surprised at the people who have appeared on the show with singing dancing background. Then turn out to be totally crap at ballroom and Latin. The girl from Destiny Child, she was told rubbish and just could not get the handle on it. Those who had dancing training as a child in a school do much better.
artlesschaos
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by donna255:
“You would be surprised at the people who have appeared on the show with singing dancing background. Then turn out to be totally crap at ballroom and Latin. The girl from Destiny Child, she was told rubbish and just could not get the handle on it. Those who had dancing training as a child in a school do much better.”

Desperation doesn't get you very much further than the quarter finals, either. Nor does the "look, I have kids, love me!" move.
sofakat
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by artlesschaos:
“Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.”

Brilliant! Thank you *loud applause*
d0lphin
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by Walter Neff:
“Unless he surprises us all and shows that he has some hidden dancing ability, I don't think that he has enough followers to keep him in for the long run.”

I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.
Mrs BBV
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by d0lphin:
“I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.”

I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.
aggs
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by d0lphin:
“I think you'd be surprised, this is a big scoop for the show and I'd be amazed if he doesn't win.”

Strictly has had big scoops before though, that have gone out first week/early stages - like Martina Hingis, and Spice Girls with bigger fan bases who haven't won.

Originally Posted by Mrs BBV:
“I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.”

I can't believe she's relaxed her grip enough for him appear live on tele with no possibility of control. I wonder if he will have a separate ClurfromCan autocue?
fruitloop27
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by artlesschaos:
“Probably be renamed "Peter Andre's Strictly Come Dancing" if history repeats.

The fake bake bill will double, as will the need for tissues for him to sob in everytime he thinks of how much he loves his kids, how hard it is, how natural his wife is, how he missed his honeymoon to do this, how hard it all is, how much he would love his mum to see him do this, how much he loves his kids again, how important Blackpool is to him, his kids, his journey, his fans, his kids, his new album (available at an Iceland bargain Bin near you) his singing, his kids, his fear of heights/buttons/sequins/failing/getting up early/being on time/listening/being on live tv without Claire/funnier people/falling over/ baths/depths/mice/spiders called Marvin/bugle beads/Orla/clever women/paleness/and how much he loves his kids.

At least he is used to wearing high heals, make up and a fake smile.”


See, posts like this are why I'll always come on the DS forums everyday. Brilliant.
Goaty
20-08-2015
Wow they got someone more talented than PA, Daniel O'Donnell!
sadmuppet
20-08-2015
The only good thing about PA's appearance on SCD is that it's now very unlikely that Katie Price will be in it this year!
cazzz
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Strictly has had big scoops before though, that have gone out first week/early stages - like Martina Hingis, and Spice Girls with bigger fan bases who haven't won.



I can't believe she's relaxed her grip enough for him appear live on tele with no possibility of control. I wonder if he will have a separate ClurfromCan autocue?”

lol moment from me....... (*still laughing )
Leicester_Hunk
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by Mrs BBV:
“I think it is a scoop but the GBP has a sense of fair play so I do think he's not the winner yet but I do expect him to make the final. Claire Powell just needs to make sure he doesn't blather on about his kids at every opportunity.....or he'll be in the dance off repeatedly.”

They will be on every VT you just see
viva.espana
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by Goaty:
“Wow they got someone more talented than PA, Daniel O'Donnell!”

If you're going to do 'cheese' then best that you are actually inately cheesy, and DoD is genuinely and godawfully 17 shades of 'terrible cheesy'.

But astonishingly, his brand of altarboy Holy Mary cheesiness has mass appeal and he's made an international living from it. He is a grim cross between Val Doonican (without the nice jumpers and easy charm) and Father's Ted's Eoin McLove (minus the funny) but apparently still appeals to religious Mammys who think he's a lovely 'boy' and want him for their own, and they're, internationally, a voting force to be reckoned with.

SInce there's only so much cheese one show can accommodate, DoD may turn out to be the spoke in PA's 'love me cos I am lovely and I love my kids' cheesy wheel.
viva.espana
20-08-2015
Originally Posted by peonypot:
“I am Tom Cruise on Oprahs sofa excited about this! I can't wait, it's gonna be bloody hilarious.

Can I be first to call at least two Michael Jackson moves.
I have a sneaky suspicion this is gonna bite him on the arse, he is an incredibly irritating man to watch.”

^ Meant to laugh (long and loud) at this earlier. Just catching up.

I am jumping up and down on the sofa with you. I think it's going to be hilariously entertaining.
artlesschaos
20-08-2015
Hilarious! They have split the middle-aged mumma votes by having the patterned-jumper wearing, sexless Oirish heart-throb up against the plastic, orange, stacked heeled, least-macho-Greek/Aussie/Brit babyman.

It's like a little plastic oompalumpa fighting the Lucky Charms leprechaun in a battle for glitter ball supremacy.

Seriously, just imagining the "sexeh" rumba(baba) faces is making me cry laughing.

Cannot wait for the tango - two tantruming toddlers stamping their feet and pouting all over the place while trying to keep their hairpieces attached during the head flicks.

quasimoron
21-08-2015
So funny, all his detractors will be stuck in the show, just to see him fail /point and laugh.His fans will be there to cheer him on. Meanwhile we will have carnage on here.

Hilariously Wee Daniel is also signed up, so we will have the ,leprechaun jokes from fans etc that no Irish person finds remotely funny and the sight of Daniels camp dancing. PA I would guess is an ok dancer and he does his best God love him.. The one positive is his psychotic ex is getting therapy on another channel and will not perform
Maggie_Moo
21-08-2015
If Daniels feet are as quick as his speech it is going to be a very long long show. The man just about manages to sway from left to right while he sings.......very slowly.
As for Pete. Time will tell. Not all those that have taken part from a singing background do well.
As for his kid's. Of course they'll be there supporting their Dad, exactly the same As the other contestants family
Goaty
21-08-2015
And he start to milking it...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-blessing.html
Scarlett Berry
21-08-2015
Originally Posted by viva.espana:
“If you're going to do 'cheese' then best that you are actually inately cheesy, and DoD is genuinely and godawfully 17 shades of 'terrible cheesy'.

But astonishingly, his brand of altarboy Holy Mary cheesiness has mass appeal and he's made an international living from it. He is a grim cross between Val Doonican (without the nice jumpers and easy charm) and Father's Ted's Eoin McLove (minus the funny) but apparently still appeals to religious Mammys who think he's a lovely 'boy' and want him for their own, and they're, internationally, a voting force to be reckoned with.

SInce there's only so much cheese one show can accommodate, DoD may turn out to be the spoke in PA's 'love me cos I am lovely and I love my kids' cheesy wheel.”


Absolutely gorgeous, charming self deprecating man. RIP Val.
Jerrybob
21-08-2015
Originally Posted by Goaty:
“And he start to milking it...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-blessing.html”

And he is already the favourite with bookmakers William Hill immediately making him their 9/2 favourite to win the show followed by Georgia May Foote at 11/2 and Ainsley Harriott at 10/1

Think I'll risk a bet with William Hill before his odds close in even more.
Heatherbell
21-08-2015
Originally Posted by Jerrybob:
“And he is already the favourite with bookmakers William Hill immediately making him their 9/2 favourite to win the show followed by Georgia May Foote at 11/2 and Ainsley Harriott at 10/1

Think I'll risk a bet with William Hill before his odds close in even more.”

I think they are jumping the gun on making him favourite tho . He can move but that deoesn't mean he'll manage to nail the more complicated dances .
I think he'll do well and he seems a nice man with a huge support from loads of charities as well as his fans.
BMLisa
22-08-2015
please don't be with Aliona, please don't be with Aliona, please don't be with Aliona.
Hmmbop
22-08-2015
Originally Posted by artlesschaos:
“Hilarious! They have split the middle-aged mumma votes by having the patterned-jumper wearing, sexless Oirish heart-throb up against the plastic, orange, stacked heeled, least-macho-Greek/Aussie/Brit babyman.

It's like a little plastic oompalumpa fighting the Lucky Charms leprechaun in a battle for glitter ball supremacy.

Seriously, just imagining the "sexeh" rumba(baba) faces is making me cry laughing.

Cannot wait for the tango - two tantruming toddlers stamping their feet and pouting all over the place while trying to keep their hairpieces attached during the head flicks.

”


Soooo funny!
Batanya
23-08-2015
Originally Posted by silentNate:
“This show is beneath him imho... I thought those Iceland commercials would have lead to a Hollywood career by now ”

Yes, it's unbelievable that Wal-Mart haven't snapped him up yet!
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