This already crazy series looks set to be jam-packed full of classic CBB quotes! I'm really going into this series with a totally open mind and my tongue firmly in cheek! May I be the first?

Austin on Farrah: "She's like a tick on a labrador"

I think I'm going to like Austin

"I'm the only one without a sex tape"!

"Sugar muffin".

I loved what Jenna just said about loud characters. It's incredibly true but because it made me think of a few people where I work. lol

She would chew you up and spit you out. And you'd be lying there like spit. You know what spit looks like?

She would take your face OFF - with her vagina.

You beat me to it

'Memory expert' Bobby on LF last night, who had googled and memorised every HMs birthdate and star sign perfectly since launch the night before, and spent the whole time telling everyone how he could teach them all to remember anything, finished up wandering round the whole house asking everyone:

'Where did I put my beer?'

I am not being condescending young man.

Honourable mentions even though I can't remember the exact quotes or the name of the people who said them.

"Some of those guys are really talented"
"Are they, why?"
"Yes they can stay hard for days"
(This is talent? )


American chap "I even take it ( hand gun) when I go to the post office"

Sherrie - "What in Huddersfield?"

Sherrie! Have you done a sex tape?

*Shudder*

Up there with Farrah's numerous lines to James along the lines of 'don't disrespect me you little piece of shit'

Janice: No, don't 'f--k off' to me, f--khead!

(Gail pops up in a middle of a big argument)

Gail: Hi, can I just ask what you would like on your toast.

Janice: Butter

Lets keep this alive. So far there are way more funny quotes in the first week than the whole of BB16.

Twas a classic

That has GOT to be the quote of the series.

In fact, is there ANY quote to beat that? :P

Not shown on the highlights but it was mentioned on the live twitter feed.

Chris: Austin, you are welcome in this country anytime

Sherrie: He lives in Huddersfield

(Is this right?)
Natasha: "They're in good shape. Of course they're got that protein stuff: semolina."
Sherrie: "Spermalina?"
Natasha: "No!"

(As Austin is called for the first nominations)
"Where's Janice?"
DB: "Packing!"


Tricky.

Scoop on live feed earlier "i am not the Jesus Christ of women"

That's the best for me so far. Or at least the one that really did make me LOL!

Janice has the best quotes

"Respect the religion? of course I respect the religion. I marred 3 Jewish men for God's sake!"
"How do I scrape this kosher butter off?"
"Sweet Gail. My mother had cancer" ...

Austin: I'm happy you're here Janice
Janice: You should be. You might learn something

Jenna: You're superhuman
Janice: No I'm a supermodel

*shout out to the Argument with Stevi and Chloe when Janice was in the corner plucking away at her chin*

Austin to Farrah: Be proud of what God gave you? The doctor gave you half of that!

Gail: I wanna wash the dishes.

Bobby: You can't wash the dishes, we have staff dear bo...girl.

That made me laugh.

Not so much the quote that was funny but what ensued ....

Janice : I know how to make soldiers!!

Somebody said or did something (yep, it's vague ) and Bobby Davro said "that'll be another tomato off the shopping list then'