Never mind Ainsley's shirt - what's going on with his face? It looks more like a promo shot from his upcoming appearance as the Child Catcher. Helen looks like the before shot in an advert for indigestion medicine. I don't know how the photographer manages to make people look so awkward every year when most of them spend their lives in front of cameras.
Perhaps they are trying to take ideas from the new Autumn/Winter fashion collections I watched the trends on This Morning for the new season the other week and they said 70's fashion is making a comeback with both flairs and jumpsuits to big trends, not that I know much about 70's fashion as I was born in 1985 hence why the Halloween show this years is my 30th Birthday party as my birthday is on the Wednesday before Halloween.
Anita's not wearing much - she said to Alex Jones on the one show that she'd just had her fitting and had never shown so much flesh in her life and she wasn't joking!