Actually that is what I was saying. It is funny that he suggested you join ISIS given your published and quite offensive views on anyone "foreign" .

i have nothing against foreign people, well most of them anyway.

Finally, a useful and relevant reply! Thank you.

I don't have a Waitrose near me, so I tried Asda's super value cheese slices instead. They're mostly palm oil and other nasties, with a hint of real cheese to keep the EU happy. They had a more orangey colour (like McDonalds), don't melt into liquid and the taste is definitely different from Aldi's, but unfortunately they're very weak tasting. I put two in a roll with a quarter-pounder but could hardly taste them.

I'll stick to Aldi's and hope that I stumble across Kraft in a newsagent or small grocers one day.

This thread is hilarious. Good on OP for sticking to their guns.

I wonder if McDonalds would let you just buy some of their cheese slices if you asked really nicely?

Have you tried the Low Low ones? They come pretty close to me. Let us know if you try them!