For instance if you said, 'I've just brushed my teeth.'
He'd say: "Okay, let me get this straight, so we all understand. So there's no confusion here. You actually went to the bathroom, got your paste, squeezed it onto your toothbrush and brushed your teeth?
"Now tell me, have I understood that right? I want no confusion. This is Big Brother you know..."
And then he'll go on to tell an irrelevant anecdote: "Talking of teeth, I was in New York last month, I saw a really cool pair of shoes in the store window and had to buy them. Cost me $400..."
I had to fast forward the recorded live feed the other day because he was so boring.
He'd say: "Okay, let me get this straight, so we all understand. So there's no confusion here. You actually went to the bathroom, got your paste, squeezed it onto your toothbrush and brushed your teeth?
"Now tell me, have I understood that right? I want no confusion. This is Big Brother you know..."
And then he'll go on to tell an irrelevant anecdote: "Talking of teeth, I was in New York last month, I saw a really cool pair of shoes in the store window and had to buy them. Cost me $400..."
I had to fast forward the recorded live feed the other day because he was so boring.
