it's awful.

It's getting more and more obvious that it's a showmance!

That's what I was thinking.

It is blimmin' awful! So staged!

Crikey if the pair of them are that insecure with each other, I think they should give it a miss.

If they are genuine, the way they are carrying on, it will never last.

It's getting more obvious they have a script and scenes just for the camera but their acting is appalling.

It's very Britannia High, if you remember that. Hopefully you don't.
"You're the one for me, 100%..."

There will be at least one musical number before they're evicted.

And here was I thinking Chloe had insecurity issues *sighhhhhh*

This is just so ridiculously staged its like a carry on film!

Who wrote their script?
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Pudsey the dancing dog.

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Horrendous fecking desperate pair of oxygen stealing amoebas

Very funny in the bog.

It's just too funny watching them try and convince us that they are a real couple.

Even I could have written a more convincing script for them. Two of the worst actors.

Just waiting for the musical number now. They really are cringeworthy.

'But we're getting married!'

About as cringey as it's possible to get. Just awful.,

The arseholes down at Endermol of course

Just as well there's no camera in the bog so we could see them with their scripts trying not to laugh at the naff dialogue.

Couldnt take it to serious with Stevie having lipstick on

They are getting annoying I think hes going to dump her while hes in there.

Shes got bunny boiler written all over her !

Even Harry didnt go this extreme

I'm guessing that Stevie wrote it. He's a really desperate individual.

It's a shame that they are one housemate as I see something in Chloe and would have liked to have seen her as an individual but I assume that the channel 5 series 'Stevi and Chloe' is already in the works.

It could be a fake ad-libbed show-mance... Or they could just be a couple of deeply pathetic morons... Jury's still out at chez KT_Dog's.

They had to go to the loo for the script.

you just know they have rehearsed there little routines before going into the BB house

I do think they are a real couple but have rehearsed a storyline for themselves

I'd say they wrote the bulk of it themselves (which is why it's so amateurish) but covertly supported by the BB producers, who perhaps had some general overall notes and directions they wanted them to go in.