Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt:
“'But we're getting married!'
”
“'But we're getting married!'
”
I broke down in a fit of laughter at that one. The way she said it...
Honestly, this whole act is now entering a whole new realm of pathetic.
Who wrote Stevi and Chloe's script?
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I broke down in a fit of laughter at that one. The way she said it...
Honestly, this whole act is now entering a whole new realm of pathetic.
Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt:
“it's awful.”
“it's awful.
”
Someone writing the next chapter of a Mills & Boon novel from the sounds of it. ugh!
I hope they can weasel out of their confidentiality clause at some point after the show and reveal that they fully intended all of this as a comedy act.
I've never felt so uncomfortable watching 2 people that are supposedly a couple. Something doesn't ring true, but I suspect it is their 'love' rather than any contrived showmance.
He is like a lovesick puppy and she is on a pedestal. It's cringeworthy.
He is like a lovesick puppy and she is on a pedestal. It's cringeworthy.
BB need to have the no fake romance rule back
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/...pnaEGxJpL5rJrv
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s149/...pnaEGxJpL5rJrv
There's no script as such. They just watched a shit load of Richard Curtis movies before entering the house to get in the zone.
11.22pm: Stevi's desperate for a party. He wants to dance
You would never know he was up for the public vote
You would never know he was up for the public vote
They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]
Originally Posted by feckit:
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
Brilliant, spotting this!
Originally Posted by feckit:
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
Yeah now I remember it!
Originally Posted by Sansa_Snow:
“I do think they are a real couple but have rehearsed a storyline for themselves”
“I do think they are a real couple but have rehearsed a storyline for themselves”
They quite probably are a real couple, but this is still a 'showmance' they are performing nonetheless.
It just doesn't ring true and it doesn't sound like the way two people would naturally talk. It very much feels that what they are saying is for show and that they are fully aware of that.
If you wrote a script for a TV drama or a film and tried to pitch it to a production company, they'd send you away for writing a terrible script because you're written unrealistic dialogue, and they'd tell you to go away and write another draft with the characters speaking with believable dialogue, like people use in real life.
Originally Posted by feckit:
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
“They think they are in a remake of the 1945 movie :-
Brief Encounter - starring Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard
Film quote
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love your wide eyes, the way you smile, your shyness, and the way you laugh at my jokes.
Laura Jesson ( chloe ) - [whimpers] Please don't.
Dr. Alec Harvey ( Stevi ) - I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson ( Chloe ) - Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time.
[She is overcome with tears]”
I'm getting Downton Abbey vibes from Chloe as well with that posh voice : the pair of them are sort of a low rent version of Matthew and Lady Mary
Originally Posted by TomAce:
“How can he read a script when his eyes are on the wrong way round?”
“How can he read a script when his eyes are on the wrong way round?”
That made me really LOL
Originally Posted by Sansa_Snow:
“I do think they are a real couple but have rehearsed a storyline for themselves”
“I do think they are a real couple but have rehearsed a storyline for themselves”
I think this too.
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“They quite probably are a real couple, but this is still a 'showmance' they are performing nonetheless.
It just doesn't ring true and it doesn't sound like the way two people would naturally talk. It very much feels that what they are saying is for show and that they are fully aware of that.
If you wrote a script for a TV drama or a film and tried to pitch it to a production company, they'd send you away for writing a terrible script because you're written unrealistic dialogue, and they'd tell you to go away and write another draft with the characters speaking with believable dialogue, like people use in real life.”
“They quite probably are a real couple, but this is still a 'showmance' they are performing nonetheless.
It just doesn't ring true and it doesn't sound like the way two people would naturally talk. It very much feels that what they are saying is for show and that they are fully aware of that.
If you wrote a script for a TV drama or a film and tried to pitch it to a production company, they'd send you away for writing a terrible script because you're written unrealistic dialogue, and they'd tell you to go away and write another draft with the characters speaking with believable dialogue, like people use in real life.”
Chloe: 'I can't believe it, we're in love. Is it wrong?'
Stevi: "Sure is, babe. I love you, you love me. Babe."
Chloe: But there's something wrong, dearest, my love. It's fate. It's pulling us apart!'
Stevi: "I know babe. We need to be strong -"
Chloe:'I can't. I simply can't! HELP!'
Stevi: "Kiss me. Love will make it better."
* What's unnatural about that?
Originally Posted by TomAce:
“How can he read a script when his eyes are on the wrong way round?”
“How can he read a script when his eyes are on the wrong way round?”
I feel really bad for laughing at this.
Her voice isn't that much different, considering that sixteen year olds often have a rougher accent to fit in with the crowd.
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