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Chloe-Jasmine & Stevi are cracking me up
FunboyFandango
02-09-2015
Their constant deep and meaningfulls are comedy gold.

I hope they stay. The only worry is that they'll exhaust all their material.
Norn2
02-09-2015
both of them are making me sick, especially stevi's face. sorry if that sounds harsh. would love for them to leave.
erin_p
02-09-2015
11.22pm: Stevi's desperate for a party. He wants to dance

last resort when all else fails ...start dancing lol
DiamondDoll
02-09-2015
I think they will go on Friday.

Who would phone up to save them?
Ronell_Davis
02-09-2015
Originally Posted by DiamondDoll:
“I think they will go on Friday.

Who would phone up to save them? ”

Can't see them going there fanbases from X Factor (especially Stevie's) should see them save from this eviction.
Miss XYZ
03-09-2015
They make me wanna throw up! They're seriously cringeworthy.
Kromm
03-09-2015
Originally Posted by FunboyFandango:
“Their constant deep and meaningfulls are comedy gold.

I hope they stay. The only worry is that they'll exhaust all their material.”

I agree it's comedy gold.

At the same time it makes me very sad, because every few minutes a new topic or post winds up here with people acting like they're taking it seriously. That they BELIEVE this incredible, horribly acted bad written (or sketchily improvised) routine is REAL. It makes me sad for humanity when I read those posts.

What's not clear to me is if Chloe and Stevi are deliberately making it bad (and thus funny) or if they're just so sh*** at this they can't help it (in which case it's STILL funny, just pathetic as well).

Given Stevi's whole X-Factor act and how IT purposefully milked him being pathetic/bad, I'm seeing a pattern here. Chloe's history of reality show acts has been a little different--her "character" is always competent at the actual subject matter of the show but too ridiculous a person to actually win. But I can see her folding her act into Stevi's, since her previous act also included her being very over the top emotionally (whilst using that faux-Posh voice to explain it all, creating some comedy THERE from the disparity).
Eurostar
03-09-2015
Yes indeed, they're a great comedy act. I find myself LOLing every time I see them on screen.

It's almost like a parody TV sketch every time they speak.....I'm nearly expecting to hear canned laughter added on at the end of every sentence
DiamondDoll
03-09-2015
Originally Posted by Kromm:
“I agree it's comedy gold.

At the same time it makes me very sad, because every few minutes a new topic or post winds up here with people acting like they're taking it seriously. That they BELIEVE this incredible, horribly acted bad written (or sketchily improvised) routine is REAL. It makes me sad for humanity when I read those posts.

What's not clear to me is if Chloe and Stevi are deliberately making it bad (and thus funny) or if they're just so sh*** at this they can't help it (in which case it's STILL funny, just pathetic as well).

Given Stevi's whole X-Factor act and how IT purposefully milked him being pathetic/bad, I'm seeing a pattern here. Chloe's history of reality show acts has been a little different--her "character" is always competent at the actual subject matter of the show but too ridiculous a person to actually win. But I can see her folding her act into Stevi's, since her previous act also included her being very over the top emotionally (whilst using that faux-Posh voice to explain it all, creating some comedy THERE from the disparity).”

So now YOU are the font of all knowledge.

I am indeed honoured to read your views.
Don't be too sad about humanity though because I really don't think CBB (ie a trash television programme) will have any influence on character development in the human race.
Wayne_B
03-09-2015
Yes, it is Gold - both comedy and tragedy. They must stay. I have thrown a few votes their way, already.
sherisgirl
03-09-2015
I would love to see them go on friday and disappear into z lister oblivion.
japara
03-09-2015
I believed that they were a couple before they went into the house but after watching them I hope that they are not. They are both too desperate & needy it's a pretty unhealthy looking relationship, some one needs to be the grown up.
DiamondDoll
03-09-2015
Originally Posted by sherisgirl:
“I would love to see them go on friday and disappear into z lister oblivion.”

I do think they will go although I'd rather it be one of the others..........ie Farrah, Janice or Jenna.
Sadly that little coven will probably survive.
Jane_Lee3
03-09-2015
They are actually driving me nuts! I am sick of the whining and moaning and the PDA's and the 'we can't have sex boo hoo' whines!

GET THEM OUT.

Oh why can it not be a vote to evict?!

I agree with the poster 2 posts above me ^^^ They both come across as needy and clingy, and the relationship is toxic.
Philip_Clarke
03-09-2015
I find them a bit pathetic really. Were they like this on the X factor? I've only seen Stevie on BOTS. I can't help but think he might have faired better if he had gone in on his own.
An Thropologist
03-09-2015
They are like a show within a show. I find them fascinating. Its the most engaging story line for me at the moment and at least I can hear and understand their conversations. Most of the others are just lots of noise in which you can make out some words but can't fathom the meaning. I hope they Stevi/Chloe-Jasmine stay beyond Friday..
JVS
03-09-2015
They are intriguing. Although, I reckon, now that Bobby Davro has planted the seed of doubt in Stevi's mind, that their separation is iminent. Stevi has started the ball rolling by accusing Chloe of 'looking at James'.
RJ Hawkins
03-09-2015
I wouldn't say that this couple are "cracking me up," yet there is something about them that has caused me to notice them. They seem so odd in ways, and I really haven't seen any body language between them to lead me to believe they are even "a couple." They are interesting enough to make me want to watch them, mostly to try to figure out what is up with them.

Over the last few episodes, I've thought something seemed so odd about Stevi's face... and last night I realized that his scruffy whiskers on his face don't match the meticulously shaped feminine eyebrows on his face.

I'm not sure what to think about Chloe, but I've grown so tired of seeing her posing beside Stevi.... it's like she almost never leaves his side.
revolver44
03-09-2015
Originally Posted by Ronell_Davis:
“Can't see them going there fanbases from X Factor (especially Stevie's) should see them save from this eviction.”

These people have FANS? Why????
danielleh
03-09-2015
Originally Posted by Eurostar:
“Yes indeed, they're a great comedy act. I find myself LOLing every time I see them on screen.
”

I find myself heaving.

I'd happily see them go on Friday.
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