Seriously, watching from down under on Youtube, I can't believe the gaggle of gargoyles and grotesques in the CBB house at the minute.
Endemol is having a lend - everyone of those horribly mis-titled "celebrities" is larger than life, and for all the wrong reasons.
From stretched-lampshade facial skin and bulging lips drawn over radiator-grill teeth to the butt-cheeks that look like swimming togs filled with wet sand , every one of them seems to have been selected for their sideshow-attraction value.
Their bovine interaction is contrived and boring so maybe that explains it.
To borrow an expression that Americans were honest enough to say of Fonzie in a show that had exhausted it entertainment value - CBB has jumped the shark.
Endemol is having a lend - everyone of those horribly mis-titled "celebrities" is larger than life, and for all the wrong reasons.
From stretched-lampshade facial skin and bulging lips drawn over radiator-grill teeth to the butt-cheeks that look like swimming togs filled with wet sand , every one of them seems to have been selected for their sideshow-attraction value.
Their bovine interaction is contrived and boring so maybe that explains it.
To borrow an expression that Americans were honest enough to say of Fonzie in a show that had exhausted it entertainment value - CBB has jumped the shark.