None of them. And before you accuse me of being an anti-voting, "don't waste your money" kind of person, let me say that I do actually vote when there's somebody worth voting for up for eviction. It's just that I genuinely feel that if we could see the back of all of the people up for this first eviction then the series would be much better. I'm not inclined to save any of them because I don't believe that any of them bring anything good to the house.
I mean, let's look at who's up:
Chloe and Stevi- The fake couple. Chloe is also a snitch and sides with Janice, they aren't even slightly entertaining, and the only way that they can get air time is by pretending that their fake romance is in fake jeopardy.
Farrah- Bitchy, self-obsessed, egotistical, causes fights and brings nothing positive to the house. If this was Vote To Evict then Channel 5 would be raking in the cash.
Jenna- Again, just causes arguments and fights. Not an entertaining personality to watch.
Daniel- Whilst he isn't offensive viewing, I feel no compulsion to part with cash to keep him in the house. He's an ok housemate but the house could cope without him all the same.
Chris- Invisible and a wasted housemate. The producers could have put someone else far more interesting in the house, but instead they went for Chris who would rather coast along than really get stuck into the game. Why would I want to save somebody who looms like they don't really want to be there?
Janice- Where do I start? A boring, nasty, selfish, attention-seeking diva. Has had fights with almost everybody.
I would urge everyone not to vote on this occasion and then the producers will have to evict the lot of them!