A little bit of sick just came up watching that EW!
I fully get the 'no sex' ban Chloe and Stevie have agreed to before going into the house. I think I heard him saying something about not wanting his daughter to see that in an earlier episode, although I could be wrong....
But a no kissing ban? The only kisses I've seen these two give each other are those that are either pecks on the face or the lips. Now, listening to them both they (albeit very staged) would appear to be still in the honeymoon stage of their relationship, so all that groaning doesn't wash with me. Surely at some point they'd want a full on snog under the covers, not a full on groaning session! That's just...well....weird!
Stevies head coming up from the covers to blatantly check the cameras had taken notice along with the rest of this facade is really grating on me.
For them both to take us all for fools thinking we would be taken in by this contrived pantomime they're displaying is seriously starting to p*ss me off now.
*vomits*
