Just thought I would get some of the jibes out of the way early before they come thick and fast throughout the series
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Being the old cynic that I am
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Celebrity A must not win as they are utterly fake.
Yeah but Celebrity B is so smug.
What about Celebrity C, who clearly thinks they are funny when they are not.
I can't stand Celebrity D, utterly annoying and overbearing.
Celebrity E is so boring and bland.
We can't allow Celebrity F to win, clearly a judges favourite.
Ah yes but Celebrity G clearly has an unfair advantage due to factor A.
Yeah but Celebrity H has an unfair advantage due to factor B.
You all miss the point as Celebrity I has numerous unfair advantages with factors C, D and E.
Oh I despise Celebrity J, so overly competitive.
Celebrity K so gets on my nerves with their over excitement.
Celebrity L and M are clearly trying overly hard to win votes, shan't be voting for them.
Celebrity N is just a publicity seeker, not voting for them.
Did you see the reaction of Celebrity O to getting paired up with Professional Q. Appalling. Totally gone off them now.
I hate Celebrity R, so full of themselves.
Celebrity S is nothing more than a stroppy diva.
Did you see the reaction of Celebrity T to the elimination of couple C. Totally undignified. Hope Celebrity T doesn't win.
Celebrity U just moans about everything, grow up.
Celebrity V just gets on my nerves behaving like the whole show is about them.
Don't even know why Celebrity W is on the show, they look so disinterested and fedup.
Is Celebrity X pregnant?
Is Celebrity Y drunk?
Celebrity Z should be disqualified for being a ringah.
And I missed out Celebrities P and Q. Think they got lost in traffic.
Another excuse not to like them.
Blah blah blah
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.Being the old cynic that I am
.Celebrity A must not win as they are utterly fake.
Yeah but Celebrity B is so smug.
What about Celebrity C, who clearly thinks they are funny when they are not.
I can't stand Celebrity D, utterly annoying and overbearing.
Celebrity E is so boring and bland.
We can't allow Celebrity F to win, clearly a judges favourite.
Ah yes but Celebrity G clearly has an unfair advantage due to factor A.
Yeah but Celebrity H has an unfair advantage due to factor B.
You all miss the point as Celebrity I has numerous unfair advantages with factors C, D and E.
Oh I despise Celebrity J, so overly competitive.
Celebrity K so gets on my nerves with their over excitement.
Celebrity L and M are clearly trying overly hard to win votes, shan't be voting for them.
Celebrity N is just a publicity seeker, not voting for them.
Did you see the reaction of Celebrity O to getting paired up with Professional Q. Appalling. Totally gone off them now.
I hate Celebrity R, so full of themselves.
Celebrity S is nothing more than a stroppy diva.
Did you see the reaction of Celebrity T to the elimination of couple C. Totally undignified. Hope Celebrity T doesn't win.
Celebrity U just moans about everything, grow up.
Celebrity V just gets on my nerves behaving like the whole show is about them.
Don't even know why Celebrity W is on the show, they look so disinterested and fedup.
Is Celebrity X pregnant?
Is Celebrity Y drunk?
Celebrity Z should be disqualified for being a ringah.
And I missed out Celebrities P and Q. Think they got lost in traffic.
Another excuse not to like them.
Blah blah blah
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