Smartphones maybe smart but they don't bounce yet. 
Can I get anything remotely usable for 60-70 quid? At this price I won't be being picky, but as large a screen as possible would be good- at least 4.5 inches, I don't think I will get 5?
Other than that, I'm not in a position to be choosy, and I don't have time to fanny about on ebay for a second hand one.

Can I get anything remotely usable for 60-70 quid? At this price I won't be being picky, but as large a screen as possible would be good- at least 4.5 inches, I don't think I will get 5?

Other than that, I'm not in a position to be choosy, and I don't have time to fanny about on ebay for a second hand one.