Would love to hear your predictions for the producers', judges' or hosts' cheesey celeb gags, puns and word plays.

A few of mine:

Ainsley - Dancing to "Spice up your life'

Carol Kirkwood - Being brought down from the ceiling holding onto an umbrella, dancing to a Mary Poppin's song.

Kellie - "Your future in this competition is looking Bright for you, my darling" (Bruno)

Jamelia - "I'm telling you, you may be a loose woman, but that footwork was tight as anything!" (Len)

Anthony - "You had the energy of a Gogo dancer out on that floor!"

Every year I think someone is going to dance to Umberella by Rihanna using an umberella as a prop perhaps this is something that Carol could do being a weather presenter, or would it not be allowed to be produced on Strictly as someone did it on Dancing on Ice the one year.

If Kimberly Walsh hadn't done it a couple of years ago, I would have thought that "it's raining men" would be a shoo in for Carol!

There's bound to be something about 'Jay being a wanted man' or Georgia's 'Foote work' from Tess *groans*

Probably some sort of line at some point too about whether Jamelia will be a 'Strictly Superstar'.


There's still 'Blame It on the Weatherman' for Strictly to use. They do love a good/atrocious literal song title.

Helen George dancing to Stand and Deliver ?

I have a suspicion there may be one or more contestants we'd like to gag...

Sir Brucies gags were always the best.

Potentially any music related to rugby as it is the Rugby World Cup, I have suggested this in the songs thread and under the thread for Daniel in terms of traditional Irish music as they gave Judy traditional Scottish music last year and there was not a tournament on going for anything as far as I am aware.

Dancing to...

Helen - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Jay - Wanted Dead or Alive
Daniel - Daniel (by Elton John)
Jeremy - I Heard it on the Grapevine
Kellie - Bright Eyes
Georgia - Georgia on my Mind, Midnight Train to Georgia, The Sunny Side of the Street