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View Poll Results: Which ONE departed character from the 2011 promo would you bring back?
Martin 'Jono' 'Curly Pubehead' Johnson 0 0%
Bart 'McCrappy' McQueen 1 3.13%
Jacqui McQueen 13 40.63%
Rhys Ashworth 1 3.13%
Brendan Brady 6 18.75%
Silas 'Slayer' Blissett 4 12.50%
Tilly Evans 0 0%
Terry the Dog 0 0%
Lynsey 'Much better than Butterface' Nolan 4 12.50%
Warren 'Foxy' Fox 3 9.38%
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:12
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Ever witnessed first hand a dog taking a wizz at you? Im quite traumatised!
*shudders*
Why would you be traumatised babe. It's not like you put a hidden camera in the plant pot, is it?
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:17
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I don't think she will
I think she took it well Bob!!!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:23
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Howdy all! Still gutted Lynsey left! She was one of the first characters I actually cared for.

Actually looking forward to the Loveday flashback ep, look forward to seeing younger versions of Simone & Louis. Pretty obvious Jade is going to be revealed as Lisa (Reminds me of the Ivy/Lola twist in Gossip Girl ) . Anyone remember creepy Jade who killed Callum? (Callum's another death I'll never get over).
Hiya Winter

I'm actually looking forward hopefully to a Roscoe death next month & I usually hate characters being killed off!!!

I actually wasn't watching the show for a bit when Lindsey got killed off!!!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:23
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Nope, I had the tastiest Chinese takeaway Chase!!!!

Help, I can't move!!!
Ooh quick I need to do a poem in honour of this!


The weekend has arrived,
Us oaky folk let out a cheer.
Madness is getting hungry,
the only thing in her fridge is a beer.

She gets out some menus,
And picks up her phone.
They offer her a banquet,
To which she says "no thanks Im eating alone!"

She waits by her window,
Shes not a happy bunny!
They arrive with the food,
And she hands them the money.

The smell is so lovely,
its looking really great.
She gets herself a fork
And excitedly stabs at her plate!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:28
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Howdy all! Still gutted Lynsey left! She was one of the first characters I actually cared for.

Actually looking forward to the Loveday flashback ep, look forward to seeing younger versions of Simone & Louis. Pretty obvious Jade is going to be revealed as Lisa (Reminds me of the Ivy/Lola twist in Gossip Girl ) . Anyone remember creepy Jade who killed Callum? (Callum's another death I'll never get over) .
I agree with all this!!

Cant we swap this Lindsey for the lovely Lynsey back?

Bib: you might never get over it but Esther and Holly clearly have!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:33
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Ooh quick I need to do a poem in honour of this!


The weekend has arrived,
Us oaky folk let out a cheer.
Madness is getting hungry,
the only thing in her fridge is a beer.

She gets out some menus,
And picks up her phone.
They offer her a banquet,
To which she says "no thanks Im eating alone!"

She waits by her window,
Shes not a happy bunny!
They arrive with the food,
And she hands them the money.

The smell is so lovely,
its looking really great.
She gets herself a fork
And excitedly stabs at her plate!
*Madness gives Chase a sitting ovation only because she can't stand due to being overly stuffed*

I'm so chuffed with my poem, bloomin brilliant Chase!!!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:39
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Why would you be traumatised babe. It's not like you put a hidden camera in the plant pot, is it?

Ps please dont water the plant pot so often, you never know what damage you might cause! To the plant that is, nothing else. Dont water the f****** plant okay!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:43
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Ps please dont water the plant pot so often, you never know what damage you might cause! To the plant that is, nothing else. Dont water the f****** plant okay!
But the plant will die if I don't water it!!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:44
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I'm off to bed now sweeties, if I can literally get off the sofa. Wish me luck!!!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:46
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*Madness gives Chase a sitting ovation only because she can't stand due to being overly stuffed*

I'm so chuffed with my poem, bloomin brilliant Chase!!!
* Chase rushes to Madness' side to wait on her hand and foot. She dumps her duffel bag down by her feet as Madness watches looking slightly perplexed at the sight of an overnight bag!*

Glad you liked it sweetie, you are an inspiration!
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:49
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But the plant will die if I don't water it!!
Its, er, a special type of plant. Belongs to a group called
'dont f****** water'
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Old 13-09-2015, 00:51
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I'm off to bed now sweeties, if I can literally get off the sofa. Wish me luck!!!
All the luck in the world hun! Goodnight sweet dreams
*blows kiss*
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Old 13-09-2015, 21:17
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Ooh quick I need to do a poem in honour of this!


The weekend has arrived,
Us oaky folk let out a cheer.
Madness is getting hungry,
the only thing in her fridge is a beer.

She gets out some menus,
And picks up her phone.
They offer her a banquet,
To which she says "no thanks Im eating alone!"

She waits by her window,
Shes not a happy bunny!
They arrive with the food,
And she hands them the money.

The smell is so lovely,
its looking really great.
She gets herself a fork
And excitedly stabs at her plate!
Wow, well done Chase! I have paid you a compliment in a Hollyoaks Daily thread. Once I get to know you better I hope to write a poem about you!
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Old 13-09-2015, 21:33
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Hiya Winter

I'm actually looking forward hopefully to a Roscoe death next month & I usually hate characters being killed off!!!

I actually wasn't watching the show for a bit when Lindsey got killed off!!!
A Roscoe death would be lovely (Preferably not Joe or Jason) and Lynsey's death was tragic, her and Cheryl were planning a holiday, if only Cheryl didn't spent so fecking long a Price Slice she could have saved Lynsey. Brendan came home, found Lynsey, it was actually just shocking and tragic and heartbreaking and then Brendan carried Lynsey down the steps and Cheryl ran over, dropped her bags (as you do) and cried (totes emosh) Dr Browning (Dr Snuggles Wannabe) came over (DNA purposes obvs) and it was tragic. Like there was sad music an everytin.

I agree with all this!!

Cant we swap this Lindsey for the lovely Lynsey back?

Bib: you might never get over it but Esther and Holly clearly have!
Lynsey Butterface is actually an insult to Lynsey Nolan. Esther does seem to get over everything quickly, dunno why she's making a big deal about the baby when she'll forget it in a week and Holly can't even remember being played by Wallis Day.
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Old 13-09-2015, 21:49
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Just finished a maths end of module practice exam using a handbook and some notes I made in the last couple of week or so.. Past me is a lazy uncaring idiot and she did present me no good at all. The notes were useless. lol Present me needs to sort that out to save future me a cruel fate!

On to HOs, every night (almost) in the daily thread there is speculation about the body in the wall. Does anyone know when that is due to happen? And which wall? I assumed it would go in the village wall when they were rebuilding it, but that was built off screen. Is it the school special needs unit walls? Hiding a body in the school walls would be too creepy though.

I think it has only officially been mentioned once and there have been no more spoilers since.. has there?

Also when is the raft accident? Rumours of Roscoe's dying!! There are only 2 going, so I hope Robbie and Freddie are to go.
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Old 13-09-2015, 21:57
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Just finished a maths end of module practice exam using a handbook and some notes I made in the last couple of week or so.. Past me is a lazy uncaring idiot and she did present me no good at all. The notes were useless. lol Present me needs to sort that out to save future me a cruel fate!

On to HOs, every night (almost) in the daily thread there is speculation about the body in the wall. Does anyone know when that is due to happen? And which wall? I assumed it would go in the village wall when they were rebuilding it, but that was built off screen. Is it the school special needs unit walls? Hiding a body in the school walls would be too creepy though.

I think it has only officially been mentioned once and there have been no more spoilers since.. has there?

Also when is the raft accident? Rumours of Roscoe's dying!! There are only 2 going, so I hope Robbie and Freddie are to go.
The raft incident happens during the 20th Anniversary week & 2 Roscoes will be killed off!

I'm sure the body in the wall will be the new village wall that is the latest part of the set & has the stairs that Reenie got pushed down.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:13
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The raft incident happens during the 20th Anniversary week & 2 Roscoes will be killed off!

I'm sure the body in the wall will be the new village wall that is the latest part of the set & has the stairs that Reenie got pushed down.
Are you sure they are both Roscoes? Trevor is also involved and I don't want him to die.

I bet it will be the twin rivalry over Holly that will end up with at least one of the twins dying, maybe the other or Freddie trying to save them.

That's the wall I was thinking of, but it's all bricked up.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:15
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Are you sure they are both Roscoes? Trevor is also involved and I don't want him to die.

I bet it will be the twin rivalry over Holly that will end up with at least one of the twins dying, maybe the other or Freddie trying to save them.

That's the wall I was thinking of, but it's all bricked up.
I hope Trevor doesn't die, Hollyoaks has already lost one brilliant actor in the name of Jeremy Sheffield, if they got rid of Greg Wood I'd cry

I'm pretty sure it's that wall as when it was built I remember reading it was going to be used for a future storyline.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:22
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There's no rest with murders and accidents in hollyoaks. We have someone dieing and their body put in the wall, two water stunt deaths. With the GHK on the loose bound to be a few more kills from the killer. With Nico being a killer someone my end getting killed by her.

Also Patrick on his way out as well.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:24
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This pride thing doesn't look very good either. No doubt Harry will be 'outed' during that week too.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:27
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I hope Trevor doesn't die, Hollyoaks has already lost one brilliant actor in the name of Jeremy Sheffield, if they got rid of Greg Wood I'd cry

I'm pretty sure it's that wall as when it was built I remember reading it was going to be used for a future storyline.
I to hope nothing bad happens Trevor either, if he goes and Grace stays around she gets the baby. But if Trevor and Grace go the baby bound to go back to Esther.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:37
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Anyone know if Kierston Wareing on hollyoaks for good or a guest role.

With Pete getting darker and worse wonder when he gets caught.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:50
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Anyone know if Kierston Wareing on hollyoaks for good or a guest role.

With Pete getting darker and worse wonder when he gets caught.
As her character is a replacement for Trudy who was said to be coming back in a guest role, I think it's safe to assume Ashley is also a guest. I hope that is true, I don't like her and I am really fed up of gangsters, but as Kierston Wareing was in EE I have a feeling that BK might what to keep her around. Trevor turned his back on crime for about 5 minutes and then Trudy walked in. Why does there always have to be gangsters?

Christmas maybe? I think Christmas/New Year will be about Patrick's death and Pete's abuse reveal.
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Old 13-09-2015, 22:59
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As her character is a replacement for Trudy who was said to be coming back in a guest role, I think it's safe to assume Ashley is also a guest. I hope that is true, I don't like her and I am really fed up of gangsters, but as Kierston Wareing was in EE I have a feeling that BK might what to keep her around. Trevor turned his back on crime for about 5 minutes and then Trudy walked in. Why does there always have to be gangsters?

Christmas maybe? I think Christmas/New Year will be about Patrick's death and Pete's abuse reveal.
Kierston Wareing is a good actress indeed BK will want to keep her around much as he can.

Patrick the actor been great on hollyoaks to bad hes leaving. Pete he's really scum who should get put down.

With new character Derek who abused Nana and Rennie's shock seeing him
something bound to happen to him.

Also Theresa leaving to.
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Old 13-09-2015, 23:40
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Wow, well done Chase! I have paid you a compliment in a Hollyoaks Daily thread. Once I get to know you better I hope to write a poem about you!
Aw thank you im so chuffed! I think you deserve your very own poem


MultiMedia is really great.
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His dislike will turn to hate!

So watch out Teabag
And you to Ziggy.
May as well add Peri, who is one big nag.

Sometimes Leela likes to whine
But MultiMedia likes kirsty leigh
And so easily forgives those lines!

A valued member of the thread.
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