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The CBB Humour Thread
I think we should have a comedy thread of all the funny things and not so funny things that happen in CBB in which we can just use our typical humour, comical scenarios, observations and general British humour to see the end through. There's enough posts on here in which contestants get annihilated. I want to have a giggle too and take some of the seriousness away. Does anyone else?
![]() A thread was taken down earlier today due to a miserable sod but it was a place where we all could have a bloody good laugh together. It started off when I mentioned the hypocrisy of Jenna and Farrah who were sat in the secret room and they were watching Bobby and Natasha having a laugh about farting humour. "Your children will NOT be proud!" hissed Jenna in disgust. "So not proud!" agreed Farrah, her face twisted like a smacked arse. They were both angry at the conversation taking place and I thought it very much lacking self-awareness that the 2 American girls thought that talking about farting was shameful for their children but, them being filmed while having sex and always there for the world to see, was not. Then ensued a very funny thread with typical British humour. Until someone had it pulled for links to Amazon which underage people would probably find offensive. So, please note: NO LINKS OR PICS OF JENNA OR FARRAH'S VIBRATING MUFF & HOOP. OKAY? Okey Dokey, Folks ![]()
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NO LINKS OR PICS OF JENNA OR FARRAH'S VIBRATING MUFF & HOOP. OKAY? Okey Dokey, Folks ![]() ![]()
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I hereby promise that if I decide to post an Amazon link it will be for rainbows, kittens and other assorted naff objects.
![]() Catch you later as I'm off to be 'educated' by the Gruesome Twosome. Their vocabulary is soooooo extensive and cliches never pass their lips. We are indeed honoured to have them on our screens. |
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I hereby promise that if I decide to post an Amazon link it will be for rainbows, kittens and other assorted naff objects
![]() Catch you later as I'm off to be 'educated' by the Gruesome Twosome. Their vocabulary is soooooo extensive and cliches never pass their lips. We are indeed honoured to have them on our screens. |
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In the live feed last night, I believe, Bobby was telling a story of a woman who was licking some man's hoop and then he farted and she ran away screaming. Jenna heard this and was horrified:
"Is he talking about meeee?" Is there anything this woman hasn't done?
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Is there anything this woman hasn't done? ![]()
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Well i've found something in another thread which appears to the transcription of Farrah discussing footwear
I feel i should put a parental warning on this link... |
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Apart from not finding a working brain?
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Okay, after the singing of Ding Dong the Witch is dead, I'm convinced this show is semi scripted.
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I'm still looking for the marzipan robot. With its important bit.
I was promised a marzipan robot. I am not happy. My children are not happy. Your children are so not proud. You lying, two-faced blah blah... children... blah... decent, upstanding... blah... aliens... more children... so not proud... blah blah... marzipan robot... where is robot... I'm so sorry, I seem to have suffered a bang on the head... |
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I'm so sorry, I seem to have suffered a bang on the head...
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Nah ..you were just discovering your inner fake ass sideways b*tch.......................
![]() ![]() Had I discovered mine sooner I met have done better in life
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I gotta say, I do love a man in a good bra
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So, from tonight's show I learned that when Farrah was asked the question 'Are there any UK house mates you would miss?' she didn't really pretend not to answer but she struggled to find a thought without it dying of boredom.
And that between her and Jenna with 65 years of brain growth between them they struggle to form coherent sentences out of their limited vocabulary which consist of fake, bitch, shit, ass, and oh really! Oh, and did my ears decieve me? Did Stevi really say 'soppy is pulling my cock out'? ![]() I'm surprised Miss Havisham didn't respond in a fit of vapours at his crude language
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So, from tonight's show I learned that when Farrah was asked the question 'Are there any UK house mates you would miss?' she didn't really pretend not to answer but she struggled to find a thought without it dying of boredom.
And that between her and Jenna with 65 years of brain growth between them they struggle to form coherent sentences out of their limited vocabulary which consist of fake, bitch, shit, ass, and oh really! Oh, and did my ears decieve me? Did Stevi really say 'soppy is pulling my cock out'? ![]() I'm surprised Miss Havisham didn't respond in a fit of vapours at his crude language ![]() |
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at Bobby's piss take of Jenna on BOTS. She was furious and couldn't even laugh at herself
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Well i've found something in another thread which appears to the transcription of Farrah discussing footwear
I feel i should put a parental warning on this link... |
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P-hew OK ..let's see if we can keep this one troll free
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So, from tonight's show I learned that when Farrah was asked the question 'Are there any UK house mates you would miss?' she didn't really pretend not to answer but she struggled to find a thought without it dying of boredom.
And that between her and Jenna with 65 years of brain growth between them they struggle to form coherent sentences out of their limited vocabulary which consist of fake, bitch, shit, ass, and oh really! Oh, and did my ears decieve me? Did Stevi really say 'soppy is pulling my cock out'? ![]() I'm surprised Miss Havisham didn't respond in a fit of vapours at his crude language ![]() |
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ah ta for the explanation OP was wondering where the amusing thread I was reading had gone (went out for Sunday dinner - logged on and thread had gone)
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P-hew OK ..let's see if we can keep this one troll free
![]() If that fails, let us all arm ourselves to the teeth with flip flops and beat them senseless with our wit! ![]() I missed tonight's Live Feed but recorded it but if anything funny or ironic took place, feel free to let it loose in here
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If that fails, let us all arm ourselves to the teeth with flip flops and beat them senseless with our wit! ![]() ![]() There was no live feed tonight so how you recorded it??? ![]() ![]()
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Not to mention expanding our nasty ass dickleg sideways motherf**king mammy ramming language skills
![]() . Although I must hit the sack. Got a glorious morning of changing cat poop at my local cat shelter. God, it's great to be alive right now.
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There was no live feed tonight so how you recorded it???
![]() ![]() ![]() Was there no LF? How dare they have a Saturday night off! That's stalled some of our piss taking by 24 hrs! |
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