The CBB Humour Thread

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doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“I think we should have a comedy thread of all the funny things and not so funny things that happen in CBB in which we can just use our typical humour, comical scenarios, observations and general British humour to see the end through. There's enough posts on here in which contestants get annihilated. I want to have a giggle too and take some of the seriousness away. Does anyone else?

A thread was taken down earlier today due to a miserable sod but it was a place where we all could have a bloody good laugh together. It started off when I mentioned the hypocrisy of Jenna and Farrah who were sat in the secret room and they were watching Bobby and Natasha having a laugh about farting humour.

"Your children will NOT be proud!" hissed Jenna in disgust.
"So not proud!" agreed Farrah, her face twisted like a smacked arse.
They were both angry at the conversation taking place and I thought it very much lacking self-awareness that the 2 American girls thought that talking about farting was shameful for their children but, them being filmed while having sex and always there for the world to see, was not.

Then ensued a very funny thread with typical British humour. Until someone had it pulled for links to Amazon which underage people would probably find offensive. So, please note:

NO LINKS OR PICS OF JENNA OR FARRAH'S VIBRATING MUFF & HOOP. OKAY?
Okey Dokey, Folks ”

Who was the miserable sod?? Name and shame so we can all send them to Birmingham.

doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by David_Gordon:
“I liked Janice dancing in the song task”

I did. She tootles around like an old lady one minute then dances like a trooper the next and I'm exactly the same.

xynaria

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by doormouse:
“Who was the miserable sod?? Name and shame so we can all send them to Birmingham.”

Originally Posted by David_Gordon:
“I liked Janice dancing in the song task”

I ain't saying nuffin........................

catt

13-09-2015

^ hahahaha

PotNoodleMonkey

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by doormouse:
“Who was the miserable sod?? Name and shame so we can all send them to Birmingham.”

Oy, our lovely Mrs Willis comes from there, so it ain't all that bad!

xynaria

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“Oy, our lovely Mrs Willis comes from there! ”

And poor rhumble is still tit watching from there

Trumbles

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by catt:
“I don't know what this means

I also think its funny that 'cache atm' - could phonetically mean a cash machine. (I'm an idiot i know!) ”

When Google indexes a webpage, it actually saves a version of it (possibly a stripped back one). You can access this, which can be useful if something has just had a big change or deletion. They usually don’t hang around for long.

When you get a set of search results, they often have a little triangle next to the address indicating a drop down menu, which may offer a ‘cache’.

Um, yes, thank you for the phonetics.

Originally Posted by xynaria:
“Hmmnn couldn't really get anything that way..is there some knack to it?????”

Well what I did was put in:
"You are NOT making you're children proud!" site:forums.digitalspy.co.uk

It may be that some of them have been deleted since I checked. I think I saved a few bits, though the pages weren't all complete anyway.

One thing is that the way it indexes DS pages is a bit weird: it might save a page as the thread page, or as a post embedded in the thread - which is always the same but not quite. The upshot is that when it says ‘do you want to see stuff which looks pretty much the same as this?’, it’s worth saying ‘yes’.

PotNoodleMonkey

13-09-2015

Farrah's Music Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0

Hey, she got 62k thumbs down and 5k thumbs up. In Farrah's world that means she's a damn Rockstar, don't you know? I only fared 44 seconds - the dead look in her eyes just before she sticks a knife and fork in to a newborn baby and eats it and the monotonous caterwauling gave me the pure willies. But, I'm sure she really is lovely. Deep down in the catacombs of her soul where the rest of her victims skeletons lie....

yellowlabbie

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by doormouse:
“Who was the miserable sod?? Name and shame so we can all send them to Birmingham.”

Shouldn't that be 'send to Coventry'?

xynaria

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“Well what I did was put in:
"You are NOT making you're children proud!" site:forums.digitalspy.co.uk”

Humongous thanks Trumbles..I never knewded about the cache trick before..buy adding page numbers I think I got a good amount of it........LOL It was funny wonnit

xynaria

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by yellowlabbie:
“Shouldn't that be 'send to Coventry'?”

LOL oh no........... Coventry is almost aesthetic compared to Birmingham

yellowlabbie

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by xynaria:
“LOL oh no........... Coventry is almost aesthetic compared to Birmingham ”

Almost aesthetic, it's my home town

doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by yellowlabbie:
“Shouldn't that be 'send to Coventry'?”

Yes but it's the 'humurous thread' 😊

yellowlabbie

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by doormouse:
“Yes but it's the 'humour pus' thread 😊”

Of course, silly me

doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“Oy, our lovely Mrs Willis comes from there, so it ain't all that bad! ”

Because she comes from there - it. Is. That. Bad.

2la

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“Oy, our lovely Mrs Willis comes from there, so it ain't all that bad! ”

Yeah she like us to know she's had elocution lessons doesn't she?

doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by yellowlabbie:
“Of course, silly me”

Lol, my iPod misspelt humorous!!

2la

13-09-2015

My funniest moment this series was when farrah tried not to laugh at Bobbys impression of jenna

doormouse

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by 2la:
“Yeah she like us to know she's had elocution lessons doesn't she?”

She's only mentioned it a few hundred times 😊

xynaria

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by 2la:
“Yeah she like us to know she's had elocution lessons doesn't she?”

There's no way that is a Brummie accent or anywhere within 200 miles of it

allie4

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by xynaria:
“And poor rhumble is still tit watching from there ”

Ahhhhhh - that explains a lot!

catt

13-09-2015

Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“When Google indexes a webpage, it actually saves a version of it (possibly a stripped back one). You can access this, which can be useful if something has just had a big change or deletion. They usually don’t hang around for long.

When you get a set of search results, they often have a little triangle next to the address indicating a drop down menu, which may offer a ‘cache’.

Um, yes, thank you for the phonetics.
Well what I did was put in:
"You are NOT making you're children proud!" site:forums.digitalspy.co.uk

It may be that some of them have been deleted since I checked. I think I saved a few bits, though the pages weren't all complete anyway.

One thing is that the way it indexes DS pages is a bit weird: it might save a page as the thread page, or as a post embedded in the thread - which is always the same but not quite. The upshot is that when it says ‘do you want to see stuff which looks pretty much the same as this?’, it’s worth saying ‘yes’.”

oh brilliant - this way I found the great "So .......jenna and Farrah are disgusted at fart jokes" thread. Thanks!!!

David_Gordon

14-09-2015

I thought when Bobby was doing Jenna impression and farah was laughing lots at first and than tried to backtrack when she saw Jenna was actually offended was very funny

doormouse

14-09-2015

Carole mc griffin on bbots - she was explaining Jenna's choice in having ''stuff put in her arse' - rylan's face was a picture. I don't normally find his constant innuendo amusing but it was great timing.

Esther_Aspley

14-09-2015

They remind me of death becomes her, and scoop is Bruce Willis

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