First up, Jason is out for revenge. Getting the address he lets himself into CampCallum's flat and considers trashing the place, but before he gets the chance to do so much as mess up the order of CampCallum's alphabetically listed musicals collection, he's disturbed and hides in Max's bedroom. He overhears two thugs threaten CampCallum, but unfortunately, Jason being about as sharp as a marble didn't think to switch his phone on silent and he's soon hauled from his hiding place. Meanwhile ToeKnee has heard where Jason has gone and suddenly bursts in just as Jason throws a punch at CampCallum. Later, after having been threatened by Denton, CampCallum pays a visit to no8, warning Kylie and David that none of the Platts are safe until they cough up his cash.

Elsewhere, Cathy's nephew Alex comes visiting and assumes Roy's been slipping one to his aunt. Will Cathy come clean and admit she wishes he was? Speaking of, someone who has definitely been getting some action is Andrea, who'll soon have the bump to prove it. She's up the duff and pleads with Steve to stay quiet and not tell Lloyd. So he blabs to MissHell just as their joining Liz and Lloyd for lunch.

Finally Maria and Steph let themselves into the garage to damage a car so Luke can't race it. What the f...?!?! And Eileen gives Des Lennis a revolting Hawaiian shirt from her Jacamo loyal customers collection catalogue for his 60th birthday.