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Old 14-09-2015, 22:44
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Good day to you all. Apologies for the early thread, but I don't know if I'll have time to do it before the episode on Tuesday. So if someone could bump it before the episode that would be magnificent. Anyway...

MyLauren's glorious amazing sexy return


Truly the moment we have all been waiting for. Especially me. I thought EE was finished after that evil DTC one got rid of MyCindy, indeed I've not watched an episode of that rubbish since she left and have heavily encouraged others to do the same. I thought to myself, I thought "J-B, EE can't possibly survive without you and your cat watching it, the ratings will be through the floor!". Somehow it's held in there for the moment, but we all owe it to MyLauren to at least watch these episodes whilst she's back.

I made a collage to celebrate her lovely return.

*Spoilers* Coming up in this episode...
McBeale tries to reason with MyLauren, begging her to keep quiet as Max will be found innocent: "Och aye ye keep yer mooth shut noo ye 'ear me, square go like. We're dae-in' it for wee Bobby och aye." MyLauren is torn and when she hears more details about the trial, she first has wall to wall rampant sexytimes with J-B, then confronts Murderous Abi and begs her not to give evidence in court. Abi starts to crumble after hearing what her sister has to say, but will she listen? Heck, will she even make it through the day without murdering anyone?

Soon afterwards, MyLauren finds a drunken, urine-stinking, fag ash breath, washed up old lush Cora on the Square. Spotting an opportunity to buy some time so that Cora misses court, MyLauren suggests that they should go to The Vic. Two alcoholics together like. However, MyLauren's plan is interrupted when Babe calls the filth about Cora, knowing that she should be in court.

Police officers soon arrive on the Square to take Cora to court. She sees through MyLauren's scheming and tells her that Max is definitely guilty. With the pressure building, MyLauren storms over to McBeale's murder-house and tells McBeale that she's had enough and is going to expose the truth, like the true heroine that she is. However, MyLauren is stopped in her tracks when her waters break...

Meanwhile, Sharon "good at acting" Mitchell reaches breaking point and makes a drastic decision after further truths about Kathy come to light. Prepare for copious amounts of posturing and eye bulging, because that equals drama apparently.

Elsewhere, Lee is first to give evidence in court, anything for a day off work like, but Alfred off of Batman skilfully casts doubt over what he says. Lee viciously and uncontrollably attacks four honest, hardworking servicemen on his way out.

Also today, Bogbrush hopes to fix his troubled marriage but eventually realises that there is no hope. After cleaning a toilet whilst dressed in his police man uniform, an angry Bogbrush confronts his love rival and discovers the truth about the affair. Reacting badly, Bogbrush tells Ronnie that he wants custody of Damien.
And the cast list for the episode:

MyLauren - Jacqueline Jossa
McBeale - Laurie Brett
Les Miserables / Happy Jackson - Lindsey Coulson
Murderous Abi - Lorna Fitzgerald
Slimy Max - Jake Wood
Danny Dyer - Danny Dyer
Vicious, uncontrollable Lee that hides in parks - Danny-Boy Hatchard
Whitney Dean - Shona YoGurty
Babe Smith - Annette Batman
The Cora Creature - Ann Mitchell
Sharon 'Acting abilities' Mitchell - Letitia Dean
Philthy - Steve McFadden
Sandy Roscoe - Gillian Taylforth
Bitchell - Harry Reid
Darth Ron - Samantha Womack
Bogbrush - Declan Bennett
Dot Corleone - June Brown
Vincent Hubbard - Richard Blackwood
Alfred Pennyworth off of Batman - Stephen Churchett
Clerk of the Court - Suzette Llewellyn
Jury Foreplayperson - Rupert Holliday Evans
Judge Anthony Abego - Jeffery Kissoon
Hazel Warren - Clare Higgins
The filth - Adam McNamara

Writer - Laura Poliakoff
Director - Jennie Darnell
Executive Producer - Evil Dominic Treadmill-Collins
Enjoy the episode folks... airing at 7.30pm.

P.S. Sadly, I'm leaving DS after posting this thread. The incessant bullying and jokes at my expense because I'm different have gone too far, and the negativity is overwhelming. Thanks for the good times, though
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Old 14-09-2015, 22:49
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She returned today the 14th 😁

but thought this might be your thread announcing your rerurn to the fold 😀

but worry not Aaron is an adequate replacement and he likes the jokes at his expense

Thanks for the thread and bye JB
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Old 14-09-2015, 22:50
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Thanks for thread and take care JB
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:00
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Love the thread JB

Oh well since your gone I shall claim MyLauren as my own
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:19
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She returned today the 14th 😁

but thought this might be your thread announcing your rerurn to the fold 😀

but worry not Aaron is an adequate replacement and he likes the jokes at his expense

Thanks for the thread and bye JB
Is this slag Aaron week?

Thanks for the thread J-B and don't we love you really
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:22
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Is this slag Aaron week?

Thanks for the thread J-B and don't we love you really
not at all I thought I was being rather nice
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:27
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Why are you leaving jb don't do it
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:31
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Love the thread, especially the cast list.

If you do leave, take care
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:33
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Thanks for the thread J-B - you're a very amusing poster so it will be quieter without you Will you continue to watch EastEnders?
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Old 14-09-2015, 23:37
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not at all I thought I was being rather nice
I could never be described as just "adequate" thank you very much lady. I will have you know am a showbiz personality. Thanks
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Old 15-09-2015, 07:34
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I could never be described as just "adequate" thank you very much lady. I will have you know am a showbiz personality. Thanks
Is that cos you do Jazz hands as you walk along
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Old 15-09-2015, 08:11
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It would be funny if Ronnie picks Charlie up and uses his head to clean a toilet!!
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Old 15-09-2015, 17:06
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Is that cos you do Jazz hands as you walk along
Award winning Jazz hands even Claire Sweeney can't compete
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Old 15-09-2015, 17:23
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Calling a soap character'My'
Seriously need to re evaluate your life
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Old 15-09-2015, 17:31
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Calling a soap character'My'
Seriously need to re evaluate your life
It's only a bit of fun, I'm sure some would say anybody who comes on a soap forum needs to reevaluate their life but here you are
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Old 15-09-2015, 17:47
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Did Anyone notice Sharon's grey roots

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2...ponbrSkE2imIml
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Old 15-09-2015, 17:57
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Seriously need to re evaluate your life
If you take life that seriously then maybe you should do the same

Thanks JB.epic thread
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Old 15-09-2015, 18:05
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Thanks for the fantastic thread JB, loved the collage to your Lauren.

Really looking forward tonight after last nights amazing episode
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Old 15-09-2015, 18:29
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Thanks for the thread JCB.
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:11
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Thanks for he thread digger
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:15
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Ty J-B for the thread
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:28
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Thank you J-B.
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:29
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Its Time M'Lord for EECourt!
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:29
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:30
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All rise for tonight's EE
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