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Eastenders Episode Thread 15/9/15 - MyLauren's glorious amazing sexy return |
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Eastenders Episode Thread 15/9/15 - MyLauren's glorious amazing sexy return
Good day to you all. Apologies for the early thread, but I don't know if I'll have time to do it before the episode on Tuesday. So if someone could bump it before the episode that would be magnificent. Anyway... MyLauren's glorious amazing sexy return ![]() Truly the moment we have all been waiting for. Especially me. I thought EE was finished after that evil DTC one got rid of MyCindy, indeed I've not watched an episode of that rubbish since she left and have heavily encouraged others to do the same. I thought to myself, I thought "J-B, EE can't possibly survive without you and your cat watching it, the ratings will be through the floor!". Somehow it's held in there for the moment, but we all owe it to MyLauren to at least watch these episodes whilst she's back. I made a collage to celebrate her lovely return. *Spoilers* Coming up in this episode... Quote:
McBeale tries to reason with MyLauren, begging her to keep quiet as Max will be found innocent: "Och aye ye keep yer mooth shut noo ye 'ear me, square go like. We're dae-in' it for wee Bobby och aye." MyLauren is torn and when she hears more details about the trial, she first has wall to wall rampant sexytimes with J-B, then confronts Murderous Abi and begs her not to give evidence in court. Abi starts to crumble after hearing what her sister has to say, but will she listen? Heck, will she even make it through the day without murdering anyone? And the cast list for the episode:Soon afterwards, MyLauren finds a drunken, urine-stinking, fag ash breath, washed up old lush Cora on the Square. Spotting an opportunity to buy some time so that Cora misses court, MyLauren suggests that they should go to The Vic. Two alcoholics together like. However, MyLauren's plan is interrupted when Babe calls the filth about Cora, knowing that she should be in court. Police officers soon arrive on the Square to take Cora to court. She sees through MyLauren's scheming and tells her that Max is definitely guilty. With the pressure building, MyLauren storms over to McBeale's murder-house and tells McBeale that she's had enough and is going to expose the truth, like the true heroine that she is. However, MyLauren is stopped in her tracks when her waters break... Meanwhile, Sharon "good at acting" Mitchell reaches breaking point and makes a drastic decision after further truths about Kathy come to light. Prepare for copious amounts of posturing and eye bulging, because that equals drama apparently. Elsewhere, Lee is first to give evidence in court, anything for a day off work like, but Alfred off of Batman skilfully casts doubt over what he says. Lee viciously and uncontrollably attacks four honest, hardworking servicemen on his way out. Also today, Bogbrush hopes to fix his troubled marriage but eventually realises that there is no hope. After cleaning a toilet whilst dressed in his police man uniform, an angry Bogbrush confronts his love rival and discovers the truth about the affair. Reacting badly, Bogbrush tells Ronnie that he wants custody of Damien. Quote:
MyLauren - Jacqueline Jossa Enjoy the episode folks... airing at 7.30pm.McBeale - Laurie Brett Les Miserables / Happy Jackson - Lindsey Coulson Murderous Abi - Lorna Fitzgerald Slimy Max - Jake Wood Danny Dyer - Danny Dyer Vicious, uncontrollable Lee that hides in parks - Danny-Boy Hatchard Whitney Dean - Shona YoGurty Babe Smith - Annette Batman The Cora Creature - Ann Mitchell Sharon 'Acting abilities' Mitchell - Letitia Dean Philthy - Steve McFadden Sandy Roscoe - Gillian Taylforth Bitchell - Harry Reid Darth Ron - Samantha Womack Bogbrush - Declan Bennett Dot Corleone - June Brown Vincent Hubbard - Richard Blackwood Alfred Pennyworth off of Batman - Stephen Churchett Clerk of the Court - Suzette Llewellyn Jury Foreplayperson - Rupert Holliday Evans Judge Anthony Abego - Jeffery Kissoon Hazel Warren - Clare Higgins The filth - Adam McNamara Writer - Laura Poliakoff Director - Jennie Darnell Executive Producer - Evil Dominic Treadmill-Collins P.S. Sadly, I'm leaving DS after posting this thread. The incessant bullying and jokes at my expense because I'm different have gone too far, and the negativity is overwhelming. Thanks for the good times, though
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She returned today the 14th 😁
but thought this might be your thread announcing your rerurn to the fold 😀 but worry not Aaron is an adequate replacement and he likes the jokes at his expense Thanks for the thread and bye JB |
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Thanks for thread and take care JB
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Love the thread JB
Oh well since your gone I shall claim MyLauren as my own
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She returned today the 14th 😁
but thought this might be your thread announcing your rerurn to the fold 😀 but worry not Aaron is an adequate replacement and he likes the jokes at his expense Thanks for the thread and bye JB Thanks for the thread J-B and don't we love you really ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Is this slag Aaron week?
Thanks for the thread J-B and don't we love you really ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought I was being rather nice
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Why are you leaving jb don't do it
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Love the thread, especially the cast list.
If you do leave, take care
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Thanks for the thread J-B - you're a very amusing poster so it will be quieter without you
Will you continue to watch EastEnders?
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not at all
I thought I was being rather nice ![]() ![]()
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I could never be described as just "adequate" thank you very much lady. I will have you know am a showbiz personality. Thanks
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It would be funny if Ronnie picks Charlie up and uses his head to clean a toilet!!
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Is that cos you do Jazz hands as you walk along
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Calling a soap character'My'
Seriously need to re evaluate your life |
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Calling a soap character'My'
Seriously need to re evaluate your life |
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Calling a soap character'My'
Seriously need to re evaluate your life ![]() Thanks JB.epic thread
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Thanks for the fantastic thread JB, loved the collage to your Lauren.
![]() Really looking forward tonight after last nights amazing episode |
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Thanks for the thread JCB.
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Thanks for he thread digger
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Ty J-B for the thread
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Thank you J-B.
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Its Time M'Lord for EECourt!
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Here wee go
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All rise for tonight's EE
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