Steve has been practicing his F3 eviction speech (if he wins LOL), I've edited his many repetitions.
"5 or 6 weeks ago Johnny Mac told me a very simple line, which at first seemed very absurd to me, but when I stopped to think about it, it made sense: Vanessa is Derrick. Vanessa, I have no idea how you got Austin when he was HoH to put up me and Johnny. I was amazed when you convinced James that the Jason backdoor was Shelli's and Clay's fault not yours and you convinced him to go after them. I was flabbergasted when I was sitting on the side of this last endurance competition and you used your charisma to convince Liz to drop out of the competition and give it to you. I have no idea how you worked this magic, but it is absolutely amazing. I'm standing here thoroughly convinced that across 17 seasons of Big Brother, you are the single most brilliant female player this game has ever seen and yeah, you kind of are "Derrick". So if we've had a F2 all season and you're "Derrick", that makes me "Cody". I've made a lot of contributions to our alliance, but there's no arguing you're the one who really drove it. That is why, when Derrick and Cody were sitting in the F2 last year, the Jury rightly voted for Derrick, because he was the one who drove it.
Therefore when Cody stood right here as the final HoH and decided to take Derrick to the F2, he made a $450k mistake. Vanessa I love you, but I cannot make the same mistake Cody made last year and I do have to vote to evict you. That's my speech."
Big talk, I still bet he chokes and gives the money to mommy LOL