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Old 17-09-2015, 11:27
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There's been a lot of fun on this forum, I've LOL'd lots! There are some of my faves:

I called the window cleaner a slut and satan yesterday when he asked for his money
My first thought was Janice. (I haven't caught up with tonight's HL yet - has the phantom sh***er been at it again?)

It's just very easy to imagine her, expressionless as always, swinging from light fittings and propelling turds at a distance.
I loved her line in the diary room.

**breathy, wistful voice - hand raised to brow**

'Oh Big Brother what am I to do?'

Dear God - she's like a 1940's B movie actress.
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Old 17-09-2015, 11:33
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I'm being ****ing presidential - Scoop

You won't like me when I'm angry - Stevie
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Old 17-09-2015, 13:52
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There are a few good ones in the How has this CBB changed you? thread.

For example...
I've learned my poor sleep is probably due to not having a naked gay man to play footsie with in bed.

When I pass wind in the bath I run around the house yelling about 'damn dirty fart juice'.

I take a mirror everywhere with me and constantly apply lip stick (this got me some strange looks at the regional scoutmasters' AGM).

And I only drink kosher wine unless just regular plonk's available.
Thanks for the namecheck btw.
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Old 17-09-2015, 20:34
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I think your quote was my fave, Trumbles - it paints such a funny picture!
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Old 18-09-2015, 01:05
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From the sadly deleted 'You are NOT making you're children proud!' thread, apparently wrt the availability on Amazon of replicas of Jarrah's nether regions:

Originally Posted by Angie_Plasty

Originally Posted by xynaria
But where do you insert your ..er ..em...you know......................???
No need to be embarrassed, lots of people don't know where to put the batteries at first.
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Old 18-09-2015, 01:14
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From the sadly deleted 'You are NOT making you're children proud!' thread, apparently wrt the availability on Amazon of replicas of Jarrah's nether regions:
That was a fun night, funny thread (although it didn't start that way )
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Old 18-09-2015, 10:30
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Thanks for the namecheck too

It's been one of the funniest forums I can remember Some great posters and threads with loads of banter, I'll have a trawl back through to find some classics but there really have been so many!

One of the funniest discussions I had was when someone was arguing with me that human products are fine for vegans because we aren't animals I don't know if that was a wind up or...something else...but I walked away from that particular 'debate' laughing my socks off
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Old 18-09-2015, 12:28
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Just seen another cracker!

In the UK women are often heard to say 'does my bum look big in this' in Jenna's household the question is 'do I look like a bitch in this bum'
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Old 18-09-2015, 14:59
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Just seen another cracker!
Courtseys low........ thank you
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Old 18-09-2015, 18:53
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This reply from An Thropologist has me helpless with laughter!

I still think it would be interesting if they were split into 2 separate housemates
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Old 24-09-2015, 17:35
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The BOTS 'incident' resulted in many abysmal posts - but a few excellent ones too.

In the first few hours when no one knew anything:
After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.

After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless!

CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently .

Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break.

All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true.
Whilst pictures of Farrah leaving hospital in a wheelchair yielded:
Poor gal..... must have jarred her back ......
throwing that glass with such force into the back of Vicki Michelles Head.
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I wonder what the diagnosis says on the medical report.

Fake ass b*tch syndrome?

she's in a wheel chair maybe she has mother****iing dickleg syndrome?
Rolergirl's If the housemates were food what would they be? thread is worth checking out too.
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Old 24-09-2015, 18:00
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The BOTS 'incident' resulted in many abysmal posts - but a few excellent ones too.

In the first few hours when no one knew anything:


Whilst pictures of Farrah leaving hospital in a wheelchair yielded:

and



Rolergirl's If the housemates were food what would they be? thread is worth checking out too.




thank you so much, Trumbles x
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