Forum quotes of the series

Deb Arkle

17-09-2015

There's been a lot of fun on this forum, I've LOL'd lots! There are some of my faves:

Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“I called the window cleaner a slut and satan yesterday when he asked for his money ”

Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“My first thought was Janice. (I haven't caught up with tonight's HL yet - has the phantom sh***er been at it again?)

It's just very easy to imagine her, expressionless as always, swinging from light fittings and propelling turds at a distance.”

Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“I loved her line in the diary room.

**breathy, wistful voice - hand raised to brow**

'Oh Big Brother what am I to do?'

Dear God - she's like a 1940's B movie actress.”

Post your faves here!

What name??

17-09-2015

I'm being ****ing presidential - Scoop

You won't like me when I'm angry - Stevie

Trumbles

17-09-2015

There are a few good ones in the How has this CBB changed you? thread.

For example...

Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“I've learned my poor sleep is probably due to not having a naked gay man to play footsie with in bed.

When I pass wind in the bath I run around the house yelling about 'damn dirty fart juice'.

I take a mirror everywhere with me and constantly apply lip stick (this got me some strange looks at the regional scoutmasters' AGM).

And I only drink kosher wine unless just regular plonk's available.”

Thanks for the namecheck btw.

Deb Arkle

17-09-2015

I think your quote was my fave, Trumbles - it paints such a funny picture!

Trumbles

18-09-2015

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From the sadly deleted 'You are NOT making you're children proud!' thread, apparently wrt the availability on Amazon of replicas of Jarrah's nether regions:

Originally Posted by Angie_Plasty:
“

Originally Posted by xynaria:
“But where do you insert your ..er ..em...you know......................??? ”

No need to be embarrassed, lots of people don't know where to put the batteries at first.”

muggins14

18-09-2015

Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“
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From the sadly deleted 'You are NOT making you're children proud!' thread, apparently wrt the availability on Amazon of replicas of Jarrah's nether regions:”

That was a fun night, funny thread (although it didn't start that way

)

nattoyaki

18-09-2015

Thanks for the namecheck too

It's been one of the funniest forums I can remember

Some great posters and threads with loads of banter, I'll have a trawl back through to find some classics but there really have been so many!

One of the funniest discussions I had was when someone was arguing with me that human products are fine for vegans because we aren't animals

I don't know if that was a wind up or...something else...but I walked away from that particular 'debate' laughing my socks off

Deb Arkle

18-09-2015

Just seen another cracker!

Originally Posted by LoobyLouThe1st:
“
In the UK women are often heard to say 'does my bum look big in this' in Jenna's household the question is 'do I look like a bitch in this bum'
”

LoobyLouThe1st

18-09-2015

Originally Posted by Deb Arkle:
“Just seen another cracker! ”

Courtseys low........ thank you

Deb Arkle

18-09-2015

This reply from An Thropologist has me helpless with laughter!

Originally Posted by graciemay6:
“I still think it would be interesting if they were split into 2 separate housemates”

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Or more? ”

Trumbles

24-09-2015

The BOTS 'incident' resulted in many abysmal posts - but a few excellent ones too.

In the first few hours when no one knew anything:

Originally Posted by jonnyjackov:
“After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.

After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless!

CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently .

Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break.

All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true.”

Whilst pictures of Farrah leaving hospital in a wheelchair yielded:

Originally Posted by hawaythelads69:
“Poor gal..... must have jarred her back ......
throwing that glass with such force into the back of Vicki Michelles Head.”

and

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“I wonder what the diagnosis says on the medical report.

Fake ass b*tch syndrome?

”

Originally Posted by planets:
“she's in a wheel chair maybe she has mother****iing dickleg syndrome?”

Rolergirl's If the housemates were food what would they be? thread is worth checking out too.

rolergirl

24-09-2015

Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“The BOTS 'incident' resulted in many abysmal posts - but a few excellent ones too.

In the first few hours when no one knew anything:

Whilst pictures of Farrah leaving hospital in a wheelchair yielded:

and

Rolergirl's If the housemates were food what would they be? thread is worth checking out too.”

thank you so much, Trumbles x