I remember Bobby saying something funny once ( it was in 1979 i think )

Farrah doesn't argue when she is asleep

Jenna is good at telling lies

Stevi and Chloe have not made a sex tape

Surely that's a bad thing

Austin - We are blessed to have him living in the UK
Chloe/Stevie - That shade of rouge lipstick, looks better on Stevie than it does on Chloe
Farrah - What a lovely role model for teenage girls. Seriously she has a great figure

Natasha has great cheekbones

Bobby errr, oh sod it I just dislike him.

Bobby Davro has never eaten a hamster, as far as I'm aware.

Chloe seems harmless.

Stevi kindly got his c0ck out behind a closed door.

allegedly....but he definitely makinied it and that was ace.......................................

Austin - I think he genuinely really likes James, and that's quite sweet I guess

Jenna has, er.. okay legs?

Specsavers alert!!! Specsavers alert!!! Specsavers alert!!!

I know, I haven't really seen them.

I truly can't think of a damned thing.

Bobby's face is the exact shade of puce my daughter wanted her room painted .

Nope, I managed to be "not able to find it" .

I'd have to actually meet them to know if I like or dislike them.

There's plenty of time

Not from behind my tv it's not!


Oh lord let it really be the end of the world then!

Austin has a good body

Farrah has a fabulous figure (even if half of it's bought and paid for) and a great complexion (or a great make up technique).

Janice, at one year older than I am, is thinner than me, richer than me and is very supple. But HAH! She's a hell of a lot more haggard looking than me!

Jenna looks very attractive facially (!) with or without make up.

Natasha - great bod for a mum of four.

Chloe and Stevi - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope.

xx

Farrah = got evicted

Farrah owning Nicola McClean

Farrah is gone

Jenna - completely "fakeass" and manipulative but some of her one liners have been hilarious. "If I get a yeast infection, someone's going down".

Jenna has an incredibly big arse.