Stevi and Chloe are so hilariously awkward and bad with their setups, staging and acting. But a panto blowjob? That's a new low.. Then again, the majority of the "GBP" is falling for it, so.... the implications on the collective perspicacity of the viewing public is of a similar bar.
Was Chloe giving Stevi a blow job in the toilet?
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I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!
There are so many cynical people around...when you're in the heat of genuine passion do you think you're thinking about microphones....of course not!!!.. you're thinking about why you're not making babies rather than blow jobs..................................and then you can relax and think of mankinis
Originally Posted by SpiritedAway:
“Stevi and Chloe are so hilariously awkward and bad with their setups, staging and acting. But a panto blowjob? That's a new low.. Then again, the majority of the "GBP" is falling for it, so.... the implications on the collective perspicacity of the viewing public is of a similar bar.”
“Stevi and Chloe are so hilariously awkward and bad with their setups, staging and acting. But a panto blowjob? That's a new low.. Then again, the majority of the "GBP" is falling for it, so.... the implications on the collective perspicacity of the viewing public is of a similar bar.”
I'm not sure people are. Bug it is still entertaining. Their acting is so bad it's hilarious
Originally Posted by kitten59:
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
As far as I can see the OP is the only one taken in by it.
Originally Posted by farlofan:
“She can't even bring herself to kiss him properly so I'd say it's highly doubtful.”
“She can't even bring herself to kiss him properly so I'd say it's highly doubtful.”
Pushes his head away... Besides aren't they devout Christians?
Originally Posted by xynaria:
“There are so many cynical people around...when you're in the heat of genuine passion do you think you're thinking about microphones....of course not!!!.. you're thinking about why you're not making babies rather than blow jobs..................................and then you can relax and think of mankinis”
“There are so many cynical people around...when you're in the heat of genuine passion do you think you're thinking about microphones....of course not!!!.. you're thinking about why you're not making babies rather than blow jobs..................................and then you can relax and think of mankinis”
Exactly! My hubby and myself are the same. It really hacks the neighbours off though.
1. Stevie was drunk, might lend itself to why the mic didn't come off.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.
Originally Posted by Axist:
“1. Stevie was drunk, might lend itself to why the mic didn't come off.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.”
“1. Stevie was drunk, might lend itself to why the mic didn't come off.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.”
Of they would, they knew it could be heard, they are there for publicity what better way to get it.
Originally Posted by fredster:
“they are there for publicity what better way to get it.”
“they are there for publicity what better way to get it.”
Making babies of course..that's what thems was supposed to do and they've sold us down the river......
Am I the only person who remembers what really happened?
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).
Originally Posted by kitten59:
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
Indeed, I was very suspicious about this one. Seemed very loud and 'obvious'.....they could easily have been standing on opposite sides of the bathroom and grinning and winking at each other for all we know.
Originally Posted by cah:
“Oh course it wasn't real OP ,it was like a very badly produced porn show all his
'Oh Babe' That's great Babe...Oh yes Babe.....we better take these off etc”
“Oh course it wasn't real OP ,it was like a very badly produced porn show all his
'Oh Babe' That's great Babe...Oh yes Babe.....we better take these off etc”
Wait you missed out 'That's the spot babe'
Well if it was actually Chloe Jasmine speaking, I might have taken it as being real
Originally Posted by Sweet_Princess:
“Stevi was the only one making noise so its obvious he was being pleasured and she was dong the blowing”
“Stevi was the only one making noise so its obvious he was being pleasured and she was dong the blowing”
Are you serious?
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“He wasn't making "noise" he was giving us a running commentary... something I doubt he would be able to do if said blow job was taking place .”
“He wasn't making "noise" he was giving us a running commentary... something I doubt he would be able to do if said blow job was taking place .
”
Running commentary sums it up perfect!
Originally Posted by Supercalifragil:
“And when they came out of the toilet, both sets of eyes darted straight at the cameras to make sure they we positioned towards the toilet door. Waaaaay fake. Chloe recoiled when Stevi stuck his tongue out after a series of loud lip-pecks and she'd give him a blow job??????? No chance.”
“And when they came out of the toilet, both sets of eyes darted straight at the cameras to make sure they we positioned towards the toilet door. Waaaaay fake. Chloe recoiled when Stevi stuck his tongue out after a series of loud lip-pecks and she'd give him a blow job??????? No chance.”
Eye they did!
Originally Posted by Nesta Robbins:
“Well Chloe was intact, but Stevi came out hot, stunned, like he didn't know if he was Arthur or Martha!
”
“Well Chloe was intact, but Stevi came out hot, stunned, like he didn't know if he was Arthur or Martha!
”
Lmao.
Originally Posted by JoJo4:
“Exactly - and if he knew he was going to be oohing and aaahhhing, as it were, why leave the mics on?
They could have done the whole thing if they really wanted to, and kept it quiet.
I can't believe people are still voting to keep them in
”
“Exactly - and if he knew he was going to be oohing and aaahhhing, as it were, why leave the mics on?
They could have done the whole thing if they really wanted to, and kept it quiet.
I can't believe people are still voting to keep them in
”
Its very strange but where are their fans? Maybe their parents have plenty of money?!
Originally Posted by scone:
“I cannot stand them. Who on earth is saving them?????
This was just another one of those, "We're up for eviction, we gotta do something to show we are worth keeping in!"
So rather than bringing the mankini out, he goes and narrates a pretend sex session in the toilet. As soon as he left the toilet, his eyes were straight on the camera.
Yeah, keep us on because we may have sex. Yeah of course you will #sarcasm
Besides if a man sounded so bored whilst being "sexed" and I was Chloe jasmine I'd be demanding the idiot sound at least a bit excited and not like he was ordering a pizza.”
“I cannot stand them. Who on earth is saving them?????
This was just another one of those, "We're up for eviction, we gotta do something to show we are worth keeping in!"
So rather than bringing the mankini out, he goes and narrates a pretend sex session in the toilet. As soon as he left the toilet, his eyes were straight on the camera.
Yeah, keep us on because we may have sex. Yeah of course you will #sarcasm
Besides if a man sounded so bored whilst being "sexed" and I was Chloe jasmine I'd be demanding the idiot sound at least a bit excited and not like he was ordering a pizza.”
At Ordering a Pizza
Originally Posted by blue_angel:
“I'm not sure what was worse; the running director's commentary, or the fact that they were doing it behind a door with a huge picture of Janice's face on it...with real life Janice a few feet away. It was like the world's weirdest threesome.”
“I'm not sure what was worse; the running director's commentary, or the fact that they were doing it behind a door with a huge picture of Janice's face on it...with real life Janice a few feet away. It was like the world's weirdest threesome.”
Lmao. I nearly had a threesome last night, Only needed two other people
Originally Posted by hawaythelads69:
“Obviously it wasn't a blow job.........
They were taking a big dump on the toilet seat.”
“Obviously it wasn't a blow job.........
They were taking a big dump on the toilet seat.”
This is it, The Phantom Shitters were caught by bb
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Exactly! My hubby and myself are the same. It really hacks the neighbours off though.
”
“Exactly! My hubby and myself are the same. It really hacks the neighbours off though.
”
Lmao you must live in my neighbourhood, I knew there was someone else using a mega phone
Originally Posted by hawaythelads69:
“Obviously it wasn't a blow job.........
They were taking a big dump on the toilet seat.”
“Obviously it wasn't a blow job.........
They were taking a big dump on the toilet seat.”
This made me laugh more than it should
Originally Posted by kitten59:
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
“I'm stunned that anyone is still buying their fake storyline, to be honest. That so called makeout session in the bathroom was the icing on the cake!”
I'm not too familiar with these euphemisms , is that like a creampie ?
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Am I the only person who remembers what really happened?
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).”
“Am I the only person who remembers what really happened?
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).”
Stop interrupting with facts, it is not on
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Am I the only person who remembers what really happened?
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).”
“Am I the only person who remembers what really happened?
They were neither doing something sexual or pretending to do something sexual.
Chloe was putting facecream onto Stevi's face.
It was on the live feed the night before. That's all it was.
This is how powerful the editing is at leading people up the garden path. (No euphemism intended there).”
is that true ?
I didn't see thursday night's LF .
.
Originally Posted by Virgil Tracy:
“is that true ? ”
“is that true ? ”
I'd laugh my willy off if it is after Emma and co selling it to us as the BJ to end all BJ's
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“They were both in the toilet pretending something was going on.”
“They were both in the toilet pretending something was going on.”
Probably reading it off a script
Originally Posted by Axist:
“1. Stevie was drunk, might lend itself to why the mic didn't come off.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.”
“1. Stevie was drunk, might lend itself to why the mic didn't come off.
2. His "running commentary" was just him showing Chloe his appreciation - nothing completely abnormal.
3. Are we really so cynical to think they would fake a blowjob in the toilet? U all crazy
I think their relationship seems off because they don't really work for each other, but it clearly isn't a mutually fake ploy for publicity. Come on.”
It's not cynicism to not believe what's clearly not real. Gullible springs to mind regarding those who believe what isn't true. The girl won't allow him to kiss her with any sort of emotion or passion but we're supposed to believe ... Sorry can't do it. Dexter and Charlie were more real.
Originally Posted by Virgil Tracy:
“is that true ?
I didn't see thursday night's LF .
.”
“is that true ?
I didn't see thursday night's LF .
.”
here is Thursdays night's live feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MpgdUpWn_M
Originally Posted by erin_p:
“here is Thursdays night's live feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MpgdUpWn_M”
“here is Thursdays night's live feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MpgdUpWn_M”
is that thursday night or thursday morning tho (if you see what I mean )?
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