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No Hollyoaks Saturday: The Wonky-Winky Round Up |
| View Poll Results: Based on the 2007 Waveguide link, which ONE character would you bring back? | |||
| Amy 'I do curr' Barnes |
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4 | 21.05% |
| Krazy Kathy Barnes |
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1 | 5.26% |
| Josh 'Not as good as Rhys' Ashworth |
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0 | 0% |
| Aleksander 'Non meerkat' Malota |
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0 | 0% |
| Suzanne Ashworth |
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0 | 0% |
| Melissa Hurst |
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1 | 5.26% |
| Hannah Ashworth |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Leo 'Quality' Valentine |
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0 | 0% |
| Crappy Copper Calvin Valentine |
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0 | 0% |
| Louise 'Out Foxed' Summers |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Spike |
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0 | 0% |
| Stephanie de la Dean |
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1 | 5.26% |
| Jake Dean |
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6 | 31.58% |
| Russ 'Dull' Owen |
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0 | 0% |
| Gilly 'Cock' Roach |
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0 | 0% |
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No Hollyoaks Saturday: The Wonky-Winky Round Up
Morning folks!
![]() A mad ol' thread last night, and let's keep it up this weekend! Thanks for all the weird shit that was posted, no idea why I was the centre of attention ![]() So here's another Wonky-Winky Round up, enjoy! This Week Nothing Compares 2 Ur Crappy Exit Yet another excuse for Harry to get his top off... Do you mind that Hollyoaks has received a Mind Media Award nomination? Jade will leave the Lovedays feeling Jaded Next Week Monday 21st September - E4 7:00pm Bubbly McQueen smashes Dirty Derek's watch with a hammer and tells him to sod off. Peado Pete, protecting one of his own, defends him and Bubbly lets him stay. But silly sausage Marlena says she's engaged to Derek! Oh dear, oh dear! While Derek falls asleep on the sofa, Bubbly, probably off her trolley on low price Lambrini and sausage rolls, decides to give him an extra pillow, but not in the traditional sense... Meanwhile, Cleo puts the brakes on Pete's advances and the evil bastard deletes an essay that she's probably never mentioned before, but is suddenly the most important thing in the world. There's some boring nonsense on the Tegan/Ziggy/Leela merry-go-round, and finally, if you can't contain your excitement any more, Some Obsessive Loops / / Butterface crap.Tuesday 22nd September - E4 7:00pm Marlena and Dirty Derek get the ol' gramophone out and have a dance around the living room, presumably it's not So Solid Crew ![]() Bubbly goes bat shit and reveals a shocking secret that in classic McQueen style, no one will believe. Peado Pete goes to school with Cleo to help with her essay and he tries it on with her again. Some other stuff with John-Paul and Porsche happens too. Nothing interesting though. Wednesday 23rd September - E4 7:00pm Starry shit happens, Diane comes in, they don't get caught out etc etc. Leela gets drunk and Peri hates her, as she seems to do every other day. Big shocker though, Leela goes to work! then she gets injured in a fire, hopefully her dungarees survive.Thursday 24th September - E4 7:00pm Panic-stricken non pregnant Leela begs a fellow villager to keep her secret. (presumably Sienna who she asks tips on how to keep a fake pregnancy.) No pube and Righteous Robbie have another game of slapsies, probably with Not so Jolly Holly screaming. Elsewhere, Diane is petrified that someone is out to get her. If only. Friday 25th September - E4 7:00pm Snuggles (yay!) has a shock for Diane (there's no more babies in the world for her to claim ownership of?) Tony and Ziggy 'accidentally' go to a gay bar with 'hilarious' consequences. And there's more boring Starry shit. Coming Soon Will Ziggy use his brain? I doubt it. Tony decides to have a gay old time like The Flintstones Other Stuff Fritz 'n' Pieces about the Loveday story Old Skool Waveguide 'Spoilers' for July 2007 Highlight being: "Meanwhile, Tony is unimpressed as his unwanted houseguest Aleksander takes advantage, eating Tony's food and wearing his expensive suit." On This Day Trailer for 19th September 2011 Warning! Contains Ethan and Gaz! 19th September 2014 - Sienna plots her escape Poll coming soon! |
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I demand Holly gets her nickname changed Wonky
![]() Apart from that, those episode teasers cracked me up thanks for the thread!
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I demand Holly gets her nickname changed Wonky
![]() Apart from that, those episode teasers cracked me up thanks for the thread!![]() Glad you liked the teasers! ![]() I'll try to do them every week, although I just realised a few of them are wrong never mind
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Afternoon you bonkers lot
Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies ![]() Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky ![]()
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Afternoon you bonkers lot
Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies ![]() Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky ![]() ![]() ![]() The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn* 5000 views? ![]() 'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy? ![]() They should know by now. You know why there were so many views!
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![]() The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn* 5000 views? ![]() 'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy? ![]() They should know by now. You know why there were so many views! ![]() ![]() Oh shush now. I was being polite but we all knew the views were in hope of seeing something ![]()
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Afternoon Chewy
![]() The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn* 5000 views? ![]() 'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy? ![]() They should know by now. You know why there were so many views! ![]() |
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Is Porsche a narcissist? Why does she keep going back to that man whore? And why is JP encouraging it?
![]() Oh shush now. I was being polite but we all knew the views were in hope of seeing something ![]() ![]() ![]() Then again, most characters run back to their exes at some point no matter what they've done! ![]() I know you were Chewy, you are the epitomy of politeness with ne'er a bad word from your mouth. Or keyboard ![]() Most of the time ![]() Remember, you said you have the photos
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are porsche and jp going to get together?
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Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later! Will you be at all drunk this evening mate?
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Afternoon you bonkers lot
Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies ![]() Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky ![]() ![]() ![]() Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then
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5000 views?!
![]() Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then ![]()
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Hahaha he still hasnt given a proper answer, I think Madness will not let him get off that easy!
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Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later! Will you be at all drunk this evening mate? ![]() ![]() I'm sure the party will start up again a little later ![]() Beer? On a Saturday? Are you mad? Of course I will
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5000 views?!
![]() Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then ![]() ![]() I'm a bit worried where she got them from to be honest
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Yeah, well, she's not here yet, so I'm not giving an answer
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Apparently so! Still, Chewy allegedly has the pictures
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Yeah, well, she's not here yet, so I'm not giving an answer
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Thanks Chase
![]() I'm sure the party will start up again a little later ![]() Beer? On a Saturday? Are you mad? Of course I will ![]() ![]() Wheeey aint no party like a drunk thread party! Pass the beers round, we all know you have a beer cupboard so no point claiming not to have any
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are porsche and jp going to get together?
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Pathetic really. He shagged two of her cousins, but he's genuinely a lovely man.
Then again, most characters run back to their exes at some point no matter what they've done! I know you were Chewy, you are the epitomy of politeness with ne'er a bad word from your mouth. Or keyboard ![]() Most of the time ![]() Remember, you said you have the photos ![]() That's true. Maxine loves Paddy again despite all he did. I am charming and a pleasure. PA and HB say so ![]() Muhahaha Quote:
Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later! Will you be at all drunk this evening mate? ![]() ![]() Wonky will but I won't. I will be high though
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5000 views?!
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Thanks Chase
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Apparently so! Still, Chewy allegedly has the pictures
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She's been doing a Kim
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Cmon Madness sweetie, get yourself on here. Wonkys waiting for you!
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/ Butterface crap.



never mind 
but we all knew the views were in hope of seeing something