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View Poll Results: Based on the 2007 Waveguide link, which ONE character would you bring back?
Amy 'I do curr' Barnes 4 21.05%
Krazy Kathy Barnes 1 5.26%
Josh 'Not as good as Rhys' Ashworth 0 0%
Aleksander 'Non meerkat' Malota 0 0%
Suzanne Ashworth 0 0%
Melissa Hurst 1 5.26%
Hannah Ashworth 3 15.79%
Leo 'Quality' Valentine 0 0%
Crappy Copper Calvin Valentine 0 0%
Louise 'Out Foxed' Summers 3 15.79%
Spike 0 0%
Stephanie de la Dean 1 5.26%
Jake Dean 6 31.58%
Russ 'Dull' Owen 0 0%
Gilly 'Cock' Roach 0 0%
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Old 19-09-2015, 11:57
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Morning folks!

A mad ol' thread last night, and let's keep it up this weekend!

Thanks for all the weird shit that was posted, no idea why I was the centre of attention

So here's another Wonky-Winky Round up, enjoy!

This Week

Nothing Compares 2 Ur Crappy Exit

Yet another excuse for Harry to get his top off...

Do you mind that Hollyoaks has received a Mind Media Award nomination?

Jade will leave the Lovedays feeling Jaded

Next Week

Monday 21st September - E4 7:00pm

Bubbly McQueen smashes Dirty Derek's watch with a hammer and tells him to sod off. Peado Pete, protecting one of his own, defends him and Bubbly lets him stay. But silly sausage Marlena says she's engaged to Derek! Oh dear, oh dear!

While Derek falls asleep on the sofa, Bubbly, probably off her trolley on low price Lambrini and sausage rolls, decides to give him an extra pillow, but not in the traditional sense...

Meanwhile, Cleo puts the brakes on Pete's advances and the evil bastard deletes an essay that she's probably never mentioned before, but is suddenly the most important thing in the world.

There's some boring nonsense on the Tegan/Ziggy/Leela merry-go-round, and finally, if you can't contain your excitement any more, Some Obsessive Loops / / Butterface crap.

Tuesday 22nd September - E4 7:00pm

Marlena and Dirty Derek get the ol' gramophone out and have a dance around the living room, presumably it's not So Solid Crew

Bubbly goes bat shit and reveals a shocking secret that in classic McQueen style, no one will believe.

Peado Pete goes to school with Cleo to help with her essay and he tries it on with her again.

Some other stuff with John-Paul and Porsche happens too. Nothing interesting though.

Wednesday 23rd September - E4 7:00pm

Starry shit happens, Diane comes in, they don't get caught out etc etc.

Leela gets drunk and Peri hates her, as she seems to do every other day.

Big shocker though, Leela goes to work! then she gets injured in a fire, hopefully her dungarees survive.

Thursday 24th September - E4 7:00pm

Panic-stricken non pregnant Leela begs a fellow villager to keep her secret. (presumably Sienna who she asks tips on how to keep a fake pregnancy.)

No pube and Righteous Robbie have another game of slapsies, probably with Not so Jolly Holly screaming.

Elsewhere, Diane is petrified that someone is out to get her. If only.

Friday 25th September - E4 7:00pm

Snuggles (yay!) has a shock for Diane (there's no more babies in the world for her to claim ownership of?)

Tony and Ziggy 'accidentally' go to a gay bar with 'hilarious' consequences.

And there's more boring Starry shit.


Coming Soon

Will Ziggy use his brain? I doubt it.

Tony decides to have a gay old time like The Flintstones

Other Stuff

Fritz 'n' Pieces about the Loveday story

Old Skool

Waveguide 'Spoilers' for July 2007

Highlight being: "Meanwhile, Tony is unimpressed as his unwanted houseguest Aleksander takes advantage, eating Tony's food and wearing his expensive suit."

On This Day

Trailer for 19th September 2011 Warning! Contains Ethan and Gaz!

19th September 2014 - Sienna plots her escape

Poll coming soon!
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Old 19-09-2015, 12:15
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I demand Holly gets her nickname changed Wonky

Apart from that, those episode teasers cracked me up thanks for the thread!
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Old 19-09-2015, 12:22
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I demand Holly gets her nickname changed Wonky

Apart from that, those episode teasers cracked me up thanks for the thread!
Done! Actually, I think 'Giant Holly' is from two Holly's ago

Glad you liked the teasers!

I'll try to do them every week, although I just realised a few of them are wrong never mind
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Old 19-09-2015, 13:03
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Afternoon you bonkers lot

Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies

Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky
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Afternoon you bonkers lot

Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies

Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky
Afternoon Chewy

The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn*

5000 views?

'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy?

They should know by now. You know why there were so many views!
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Old 19-09-2015, 13:40
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Afternoon Chewy

The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn*

5000 views?

'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy?

They should know by now. You know why there were so many views!
Is Porsche a narcissist? Why does she keep going back to that man whore? And why is JP encouraging it?

Oh shush now. I was being polite but we all knew the views were in hope of seeing something
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Old 19-09-2015, 15:17
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Wonky check you out, you magic man

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Old 19-09-2015, 15:48
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Afternoon Chewy

The Porsche and John-Paul stuff next week isn't related to Derek, Nana and Reenie, maybe I should have explained it in the teasers. It's just some shit about John Paul giving Porsche a fireman's lift so she can talk to Lockie *yawn*

5000 views?

'Fans of the show that expected discussion' Really Chewy?

They should know by now. You know why there were so many views!
are porsche and jp going to get together?
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Old 19-09-2015, 16:51
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Is Porsche a narcissist? Why does she keep going back to that man whore? And why is JP encouraging it?

Oh shush now. I was being polite but we all knew the views were in hope of seeing something
Pathetic really. He shagged two of her cousins, but he's genuinely a lovely man.
Then again, most characters run back to their exes at some point no matter what they've done!

I know you were Chewy, you are the epitomy of politeness with ne'er a bad word from your mouth. Or keyboard

Most of the time

Remember, you said you have the photos
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Old 19-09-2015, 16:55
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are porsche and jp going to get together?
Stranger things have happened
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Old 19-09-2015, 16:58
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Old 19-09-2015, 16:59
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Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral

Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later!
Will you be at all drunk this evening mate?
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Old 19-09-2015, 17:01
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Afternoon you bonkers lot

Love the teasers and round up Wonky. I especially enjoyed the Bubbly and pillow part. Poor JP and Porsche though Diane will be disappointed about the fact there's no more babies

Last night's thread had over 5,000 views. Were we that crazy we scared potential newbies off? Or was it actual fans of the show that expected pages of discussion about HO rather than Wonky's winky
5000 views?!

Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then
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Old 19-09-2015, 17:42
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5000 views?!

Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then
Hahaha he still hasnt given a proper answer, I think Madness will not let him get off that easy!
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Old 19-09-2015, 17:49
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Hahaha he still hasnt given a proper answer, I think Madness will not let him get off that easy!
Yeah, well, she's not here yet, so I'm not giving an answer
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Old 19-09-2015, 17:51
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Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral

Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later!
Will you be at all drunk this evening mate?
Thanks Chase

I'm sure the party will start up again a little later

Beer? On a Saturday? Are you mad?

Of course I will
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5000 views?!

Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then
Apparently so! Still, Chewy allegedly has the pictures

I'm a bit worried where she got them from to be honest
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Old 19-09-2015, 17:52
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Yeah, well, she's not here yet, so I'm not giving an answer
Haha, you will. Madness has ways
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Apparently so! Still, Chewy allegedly has the pictures

I'm a bit worried where she got them from to be honest
She's been doing a Kim
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Old 19-09-2015, 18:03
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Yeah, well, she's not here yet, so I'm not giving an answer
Cmon Madness sweetie, get yourself on here. Wonkys waiting for you!
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Old 19-09-2015, 18:11
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Thanks Chase

I'm sure the party will start up again a little later

Beer? On a Saturday? Are you mad?

Of course I will
Our resident DJ Wonky, whats on the playlist for tonight? Get ready to bust some moves guys and girls

Wheeey aint no party like a drunk thread party! Pass the beers round, we all know you have a beer cupboard so no point claiming not to have any
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are porsche and jp going to get together?
Probably. This is Kirkwood unless he's next to be fired.

I've just had a scary thought. What if Stuart Blackburn takes over as producer?

Pathetic really. He shagged two of her cousins, but he's genuinely a lovely man.
Then again, most characters run back to their exes at some point no matter what they've done!

I know you were Chewy, you are the epitomy of politeness with ne'er a bad word from your mouth. Or keyboard

Most of the time

Remember, you said you have the photos
Apart from sticking it I'm to everything that moves he's great That's true. Maxine loves Paddy again despite all he did.

I am charming and a pleasure. PA and HB say so

Muhahaha

Heeey peeps!
5000 views, we gonna go viral

Wonky, fab thread and im sure it will get even more fab later!
Will you be at all drunk this evening mate?
Chase!!! My fellow party animal. We will and that's without Wonky's wonky

Wonky will but I won't. I will be high though
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Old 19-09-2015, 18:58
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5000 views?!

Wonky's Winky certainly draws all the attention in then
He didn't even flash this time

Thanks Chase

I'm sure the party will start up again a little later

Beer? On a Saturday? Are you mad?

Of course I will
Party!!!!!!

Apparently so! Still, Chewy allegedly has the pictures

I'm a bit worried where she got them from to be honest
Wouldn't you like to know?
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Old 19-09-2015, 19:00
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She's been doing a Kim
How do you know? *hides camera and any other evidence*

Cmon Madness sweetie, get yourself on here. Wonkys waiting for you!
She's being shy
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Old 19-09-2015, 19:59
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