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Old 21-09-2015, 12:02
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With respect, if your going to play the class card, I would at least expect you to be sufficiently educated to understand what a plural is!
The plural of penis is penises, I don't understand?

Is it different over here?
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:16
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In the context of the conversation he was having with Jenna, you could infer (or is it imply, I'm not a grammar/vocabulary master) that not only had he seen all his friends' erect penises, but had also measured how long they all were

I suppose it's the sort of thing you'd do to be well-informed just in case you ever find yourself discussing penis lengths with a porn star
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:20
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It's very common in Chesterfield ..have you never been on the Chesterfield penis website??????
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:51
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I must admit I did smile when James said that, but it didn't make me rush to label him. I like his open minded attitude to things, and his inherent sense of fair play.

It's what makes him real and honest, which is why I don't think he is a contrived game player in there, but being himself which is a nice person who is well liked it would seem.
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:55
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Is that normal then? I've never seen my male friends penis's erect....EVER.
Maybe he's a friend of David Cameron ?
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:56
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The plural of penis is penises, I don't understand?

Is it different over here?
We always say the plural of

Cactus is cactii
Penis is Penii
and
Elvis is Elvii.

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Old 21-09-2015, 12:58
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well i dont know if its a boy thing but i have never seen any of my friends vaginas
I helped retrieve a rogue tampon once, does that count?
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Old 21-09-2015, 13:06
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We always say the plural of

Cactus is cactii
Penis is Penii
and
Elvis is Elvii.

Elvii Thanks FGS - you got it!
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Old 21-09-2015, 13:07
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Elvii Thanks FGS - you got it!
haha a "symphony of Elvii "
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Old 21-09-2015, 13:08
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A Pride of Penii
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Old 21-09-2015, 18:45
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Makes them sound quite majestic and grand, like they'd be able to roam freely and have their own field!


Ok, sorry - back on topic!
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Old 21-09-2015, 18:55
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Is that normal then? I've never seen my male friends penis's erect....EVER.
Yes it's normal. You could always ask him?
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Old 21-09-2015, 18:55
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Makes them sound quite majestic and grand, like they'd be able to roam freely and have their own field!
Sort of like lads on the pull you mean
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Old 21-09-2015, 18:56
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I helped retrieve a rogue tampon once, does that count?
Oh my!
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Old 21-09-2015, 19:01
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In what situation would he have been in to have seen his mates penis's erect...thats whats worrying me.?
Why is it disturbing and worrying. If he's had a gay experience isn't that normal? Nothing disturbing or worrying about it
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Old 21-09-2015, 19:02
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I helped retrieve a rogue tampon once, does that count?
. It certainly does. You deserve a medal for that.
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Old 21-09-2015, 19:06
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Why is it disturbing and worrying. If he's had a gay experience isn't that normal? Nothing disturbing or worrying about it
He's not necessarily had a gay experience.......many people when they are growing up compare their bits as they are developing and finding the joys of onanism. Admittedly not all peeps do but it's hardly unheard of..........................................
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Old 21-09-2015, 19:10
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Perhaps they just played swords
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Old 21-09-2015, 21:13
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Why is it disturbing and worrying. If he's had a gay experience isn't that normal? Nothing disturbing or worrying about it
He never said it was a gay experience, thats your thinking of this situation...but he never said anything about a gay relationship.
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Old 21-09-2015, 21:19
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I love you for this
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Old 21-09-2015, 21:27
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Circle jerk?

Howard Donald admitted that Take That once had a wank race to see who could cum first.
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Old 21-09-2015, 21:38
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jesii

that's what you got a load of on that Andrew Lloyd Webber thingy
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Old 23-09-2015, 21:48
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What do you know about Andrew Lloyd Webber's thingy?
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Old 23-09-2015, 21:52
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Perhaps they just played swords
James and his mates were probably into having pissing over walls competitions
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Old 23-09-2015, 21:54
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What do you know about Andrew Lloyd Webber's thingy?
It's like a baby's arm holding an apple, apparently
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