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Chloe "Dartmouth tunnel" Jasmine |
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I think he'll say almost anything that he thinks is witty, that he thinks will get a laugh, no matter what. Unfortunately nobody was laughing (except for Austin, smiling as he stood listening to them
)He seems like one of those sad people who would have one of those 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.' signs on their desk. |
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Actually, you mean Vaginaplasty - unless she has a nose grafted onto her vagina
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I don't understand Chloe at all
She throws hissy fits over nothing at all, but barely bats an eyelid when her boyfriend practically announces on national TV that her fanny is so cavernous it throws an echo |
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He shouldn't have said it but I suspect it was just an unconsidered reaction to the stab of insecurity he felt when his wife heard the words "4 inch" "small" and "penis" and then looked at him and started laughing out loud on national TV.
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We call it "like flinging a sausage up a close" here in Scotland. It's not a compliment
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Her new name courtesy of her fiancé .
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Captain Cringe strikes again
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He's just admitted he has a chipolata
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I suspect the Dartford tunnel will be closed for an extensive period for roadworks.
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